_Whiff._ Ay, ‘twou’d be a fine World if Men should wear Swords to right
themselves; he that’s bound to the Peace shall wear no Sword.
_Whim._ I say, he that’s bound to the Peace ought to wear no Peruke,
they may change ‘em for black or white, and then who can know them.
_Haz._ I hope, Gentlemen, I may be allowed to speak for my self.
_Whiff._ Ay, what can you say for your self, did you not draw your
Sword, Sirrah?
_Haz._ I did.
_Tim._ ‘Tis sufficient, he confesses the Fact, and we’ll hear no more.
_Haz._ You will not hear the Provocation given.
_Dull._ ‘Tis enough, Sir, you drew--
_Whim._ Ay, ay, ‘tis enough, he drew--let him be fin’d.
_Friend._ The Gentleman should be heard, he’s Kinsman too to Colonel
_John Surelove_.
_Tim._ Hum--Colonel _Surelove’s_ Kinsman.
_Whiff._ Is he so? nay, then all the reason in the World he should be
heard, Brothers.
_Whim._ Come, come, Cornet, you shall be Friends with the Gentleman;
this was some drunken bout, I’ll warrant you.
_Tim._ Ha, ha, ha, so it was, Gads zoors.
_Whiff._ Come, drink to the Gentleman, and put it up.
_Tim._ Sir, my service to you, I am heartily sorry for what’s pass’d,
but it was in my drink.
[Drinks.
_Whim._ You hear his Acknowledgments, Sir, and when he’s sober he never
quarrels. Come, Sir, sit down, my Service to you.
_Haz._ I beg your excuse, Gentlemen--I have earnest business.
_Dull._ Let us adjourn the Court, and prepare to meet the Regiments on
the _Sevana_.
[All go but _Friend._ and _Hazard_.
_Haz._ Is this the best Court of Judicature your Country affords?
_Friend._ To give it its due, it is not. But how does thy Amour thrive?
_Haz._ As well as I can wish in so short a time.
_Friend._ I see she regards thee with kind Eyes, Sighs and Blushes.
_Haz._ Yes, and tells me I am so like a Brother she had --to excuse her
kind concern,--then blushes so prettily, that, Gad, I cou’d not forbear
making a discovery of my Heart.
_Friend._ Have a care of that, come upon her by slow degrees, for I know
she is virtuous;--but come, let’s to the _Sevana_, where I’ll present
you to the two Colonels, _Wellman_ and _Downright_, the Men that manage
all till the arrival of the Governour.
[Exeunt.
SCENE II. The _Sevana_ or Heath.
Enter _Wellman_, _Downright_, _Boozer_, and Officers.
_Well._ Have you dispatch’d the Scouts, to watch the Motions of the
Enemies? I know that _Bacon_ is violent and haughty, and will resent our
vain Attempts upon him; therefore we must be speedy in prevention.
_Down._ What Forces have you raised since our last order?
_Booz._ Here’s a List of ‘em, they came but slowly in, till we promised
every one a Bottle of Brandy.
Enter _Officer_ and _Dunce_.
_Offi._ We have brought Mr. _Dunce_ here, as your Honour commanded us;
after strict search we found him this Morning in bed with Madam _Flirt_.
_Down._ No matter, he’ll exclaim no less against the Vices of the Flesh
the next Sunday.
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