The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Volume 2Maupassant, Guy de
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The Works of Guy de Maupassant, Volume 2
Maupassant, Guy de
French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Then they explained themselves, and came to an understanding. The poor
devil did not come like a conqueror, for he was a wretched clown who had
just been released from prison, where he had undergone three years' hard
labor for an attempted outrage on a girl, but, with one exception, the
best fellow in the world, so the people declared.
"And something nice for me," the trollop added, "for I can assure you
that I mean him to reward me for anything I may do for him."
From that time the household of eighteen persons consisted of nineteen,
and at first all went well. The clown was very humble, and tried not to
be burdensome to them. Fed, clothed and supplied with tobacco, he tried
not to be too exacting in the other matter, and if needful, he would
have hauled like the others, but the woman would not allow it.
"You shall not fatigue yourself, my little man," she said. "You must
reserve yourself entirely for me."
And he did as she wished.
And soon, the eighteen, who had never been jealous of each other, grew
jealous of the favored lover. Some tried to pick a quarrel with him. He
resisted. The best fellow in the world, no doubt, but he was not going
to be taken for a mussel shut up in its shell, for all that. Let them
call him as lazy as a priest if they liked; he did not mind that, but
when they put hairs into his coffee, armsful of rushes among his
wreckage, and filth into his soup, they had better look out!
"None of that, all the lot of you, or you will see what I can do," he
used to say.
They repeated the practical jokes, however, and he thrashed them. He did
not try to find out who the culprits were, but attacked the first one he
met, so much the worse for him. With a kick from his wooden clog (it was
his specialty) he smashed their noses into a pulp, and having thus
acquired the knowledge of his strength, and urged on by his trollop, he
soon became a tyrant. The eighteen felt that they were slaves, and their
former paradise where concord and perfect equality had reigned, became a
hell, and that state of things could not last.
"Ah!" Daddy La Bretagne growled, "if only I were twenty years younger I
would nearly kill him! I have my Breton's hot head still, but my
confounded legs are no good any longer."
And he boldly challenged the clown to a duel, in which the latter was to
have his legs tied, and then both of them were to sit on the ground and
hack at each other with knives.
"Such a duel would be perfectly fair!" he replied, kicking him in the
side with one of his clogs, and the woman burst out laughing, and said:
"At any rate, you cannot compete with him on equal terms as regards
myself, so do not worry yourself about it."
Daddy La Bretagne was lying in his corner and spitting blood, and none
of the rest spoke. What could the others do, when he, the blustering of
them all, had been served so? The jade had been right when she had
brought in the intruder, and said:
"The king is here, old fellow."
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