_Trap_. "But shall commit a violence upon myself, and conclude with assuring your lordship, that I am, my lord, your lordship's most obedient, most devoted, most obsequious, and most obliged humble servant." _Fust_. There you see it, sir, concise, and not fulsome. _Sneer_. Very true, sir, if you had said less it would not have done. _Fust_. No, I think less would have been downright rude, considering it was to a person of the first quality. _Sneer_. Prithee, Trap wit, let's see yours. _Trap_. I have none, sir. _Fust_. How, sir? no dedication? _Trap_. No, sir, for I have dedicated so many plays, and received nothing for them, that I am resolved to trust no more; I'll let no more flattery go out of my shop without being paid beforehand. _Fust_. Sir, flattery is so cheap, and every man of quality keeps so many flatterers about him, that egad our trade is quite spoil'd; but if I am not paid for this dedication, the next I write shall be a satirical one; if they won't pay me for opening my mouth, I'll make them pay me for shutting it. But since you have been so kind, gentlemen, to like my dedication, I'll venture to let you see my prologue. Sir, I beg the favour of you to repeat the prologue, if you are perfect in it. [_To a_ Player.] _Play_. Sir, I'll do it to the best of my power. _Fust_. This prologue was writ by a friend. PROLOGUE. When Death's sharp scythe has mowed the hero down, The muse again awakes him to renown; She tells proud Fate that all her darts are vain, And bids the hero live and strut about again: Nor is she only able to restore, But she can make what ne'er was made before; Can search the realms of Fancy, and create What never came into the brain of Fate. Forth from these realms, to entertain to-night, She brings imaginary kings and queens to light, Bids Common Sense in person mount the stage, And Harlequin to storm in tragick rage. Britons, attend; and decent reverence shew To her, who made th' Athenian bosoms glow; Whom the undaunted Romans could revere, And who in Shakespeare's time was worshipp'd here: If none of these can her success presage, Your hearts at least a wonder may engage: Oh I love her like her sister monsters of the age. _Sneer_. Faith, sir, your friend has writ a very fine prologue. _Fust_. Do you think so? Why then, sir, I must assure you, that friend is no other than myself. But come, now for the tragedy. Gentlemen, I must desire you all to clear the stage, for I have several scenes which I could wish it was as big again for. 2d Player _enters and whispers_ TRAPWIT. 2 _Play_. Sir, a gentlewoman desires to speak to you. _Trap_. Is she in a chair? _2 Play_. No, sir, she is in a riding-hood, and says she has brought you a clean shirt. [_Exit_. _Trap_. I'll come to her.--Mr Fustian, you must excuse me a moment; a lady of quality hath sent to take some boxes. [_Exit_.