_Wood._ Because he was too saucy, and was ever offering to give me counsel: Mark that, and tremble at his destiny. _Gerv._ I know the reason why I am kept; because you cannot be discovered by my means; for you took me up in France, and your father knows me not. _Wood._ I must have a ramble in the town: When I have spent my money, I will grow dutiful, see my father, and ask for more. In the mean time, I have beheld a handsome woman at a play, I am fallen in love with her, and have found her easy: Thou, I thank thee, hast traced her to her lodging in this boarding-house, and hither I am come, to accomplish my design. _Gerv._ Well, heaven mend all. I hear our landlady's voice without; [_Noise._] and therefore shall defer my counsel to a fitter season. _Wood._ Not a syllable of counsel: The next grave sentence, thou marchest after Giles. Woodall's my name; remember that. _Enter Mrs_ SAINTLY. Is this the lady of the house? _Gerv._ Yes, Mr Woodall, for want of a better, as she will tell you. _Wood._ She has a notable smack with her! I believe zeal first taught the art of kissing close. [_Saluting her._ _Saint._ You are welcome, gentleman. Woodall is your name? _Wood._ I call myself so. _Saint._ You look like a sober discreet gentleman; there is grace in your countenance. _Wood._ Some sprinklings of it, madam: We must not boast. _Saint._ Verily, boasting is of an evil principle. _Wood._ Faith, madam-- _Saint._ No swearing, I beseech you. Of what church are you? _Wood._ Why, of Covent-Garden church, I think. _Gerv._ How lewdly and ignorantly he answers! [_Aside_] She means, of what religion are you? _Wood._ O, does she so?--Why, I am of your religion, be it what it will; I warrant it a right one: I'll not stand with you for a trifle; presbyterian, independent, anabaptist, they are all of them too good for us, unless we had the grace to follow them. _Saint._ I see you are ignorant; but verily, you are a new vessel, and I may season you. I hope you do not use the parish-church. _Wood._ Faith, madam--cry you mercy; (I forgot again) I have been in England but five days. _Saint._ I find a certain motion within me to this young man, and must secure him to myself, ere he see my lodgers. [_Aside._]--O, seriously, I had forgotten; your trunk and portmantua are standing in the hall; your lodgings are ready, and your man may place them, if he please, while you and I confer together. _Wood._ Go, Gervase, and do as you are directed. [_Exit_ GER. _Saint._ In the first place, you must know, we are a company of ourselves, and expect you should live conformably and lovingly amongst us. _Wood._ There you have hit me. I am the most loving soul, and shall be conformable to all of you. _Saint._ And to me especially. Then, I hope, you are no keeper of late hours. _Wood._ No, no, my hours are very early; betwixt three and four in the morning, commonly.