_Bil._ My lord, I have some books which have been
dedicated to my honour, and I ne'er read 'em, and yet
they had very fine names, _Physic for Fortune_,[454] _Lozenges
of sanctified sincerity_,[455] very pretty works of curates,
scriveners, and schoolmasters. Marry, I remember one
Seneca, Lucius Annæus Seneca----
_Pietro._ Out upon him! he writ of temperance and
fortitude, yet lived like a voluptuous epicure, and died
like an effeminate coward.--Haste thee to Florence:
Here, take our letters; see 'em seal'd: away!
Report in private to the honour'd duke 30
His daughter's forc'd disgrace; tell him at length
We know too much: due compliments[456] advance:
There's naught that's safe and sweet but ignorance.[457]
[_Exit._
_Enter_ BIANCA.
_Bil._ Madam, I am going ambassador for Florence;
'twill be great charges to me.
_Bian._ No matter, my lord, you have the lease of two
manors come out next Christmas; you may lay your
tenants on the greater rack for it: and when you come
home again, I'll teach you how you shall get two hundred
pounds a-year by your teeth. 40
_Bil._ How, madam?
_Bian._ Cut off so much from house-keeping: that
which is saved by the teeth, you know, is got by the
teeth.
_Bil._ 'Fore God, and so I may; I am in wondrous
credit, lady.
_Bian._ See the use of flattery: I did ever counsel you
to flatter greatness, and you have profited well: any
man that will do so shall be sure to be like your Scotch
barnacle,[458] now a block, instantly a worm, and presently a
great goose: this it is to rot and putrefy in the bosom of
greatness. 52
_Bil._ Thou art ever my politician. O, how happy is
that old lord that hath a politician to his young lady!
I'll have fifty gentlemen shall attend upon me: marry,
the most of them shall be farmers' sons, because they
shall bear their own charges; and they shall go apparelled
thus,--in sea-water-green suits, ash-colour cloaks, watchet
stockings, and popinjay-green feathers: will not the
colours do excellent? 60
_Bian._ Out upon't! they'll look like citizens riding to
their friends at Whitsuntide; their apparel just so many
several parishes.
_Bil._ I'll have it so; and Passarello, my fool, shall go
along with me; marry, he shall be in velvet.
_Bian._ A fool in velvet!
_Bil._ Ay, 'tis common for your fool to wear satin; I'll
have mine in velvet.
_Bian._ What will you wear, then, my lord? 69
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