_Nath._ _Mascula dicuntur monosyllaba nomina quædam._
_Ped._ Faster! faster!
_Nath._ _Ut sal, sol, ren et splen: car, ser, vir, vas, vadis, as,
mas, Bes, cres, pres et pes, glis, glirens [sic] habens genetivo,
Mos, flos, ros et tros, muns [sic], dens, mons, pons--_ 50
_Ped._ _Rup, tup, snup, slup, bor, hor, cor, mor._ Holla!
holla! holla! you Holofernes Pippo, put him down.
Wipe your nose: fie, on your sleeve! where's your
muckender[457] your grandmother gave you? Well, say on;
say on.
_Hol._ Pree,[458] master, what word's this?
_Ped._ _Ass! ass!_
_Hol._ _As in presenti perfectum format in, in, in_--
_Ped._ In what, sir?
_Hol._ _Perfectum format._ In what, sir? 60
_Ped._ In what, sir?--_in avi_.
_Hol._ In what, sir?--_in avi.
Ut no, nas, navi, vocito, vocitas, voci, voci, voci_--
_Ped._ What's next?
_Hol._ _Voci_--what's next?
_Ped._ Why, thou ungracious child! thou simple animal!
thou barnacle! Nous,--snare him; take him up: and
you were my father, you should up. 68
_Hol._ Indeed I am not your father. O Lord! now,
for God sake, let me go out. My mother told a thing:
I shall bewray[459] all else. Hark, you, master: my grandmother
entreats you to come to dinner to-morrow
morning.
_Ped._ I say, untruss--take him up. Nous, despatch!
what, not perfect in an _as in presenti_?
_Hol._ In truth I'll be as perfect an _as in presenti_ as any
of this company, with the grace of God, law: this once--this
once--and I do so any more----
_Ped._ I say, hold him up! 79
_Hol._ Ha, let me say my prayers first. You know not
what you ha' done now; all the syrup of my brain is
run into my buttocks, and ye spill the juice of my wit
well. Ha, sweet! ha, sweet! honey, Barbary sugar,[460]
sweet master.
_Ped._ Sans tricks, trifles, delays, demurrers, procrastinations,
or retardations, mount him, mount him.
_Enter_ QUADRATUS, LAMPATHO, LAVERDURE, _and_
SIMPLICIUS.
_Qua._ Be merciful, my gentle signior.
_Lav._ We'll sue his pardon out.
_Ped._ He is reprieved: and now, Apollo bless your
brains; facundius, and elaborate elegance make your
presence gracious in the eyes of your mistress. 91
_Lav._ You must along with us; lend private ear.
_Sim._ What is your name?
_Hol._ Holofernes Pippo.
_Sim._ Who gave you that name? Nay, let me alone
for sposing [_sic_] of a scholar.
_Hol._ My godfathers and godmothers in my baptism.
_Sim._ Truly, gallants, I am enamoured on thee, boy;
wilt thou serve me?
_Hol._ Yes, and please my grandmother, when I come
to years of discretion. 101
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