_Cri._ A pretty mildewed wench she is.
_Tyse._ And fair----
_Cri._ As myself! 130
_Tyse._ O you forget your beauty now.
_Cri._ Troth, I never remember my beauty, but as some
men do religion,--for controversy's sake.
_Bea._ A motion,[57] sister.
_Cri._ Nineveh,[58] Julius Cæsar, Jonas, or the destruction
of Jerusalem.
_Bea._ My love, hear.
_Cri._ Prithee call him not love, 'tis the drab's phrase:
nor sweet honey, nor my coney, nor dear duckling,
they[59] are citizen terms, but call him---- 140
_Bea._ What?
_Cri._ Anything.--What's the motion?
_Bea._ You know this night our parents have intended
solemnly to contract us, and my love, to grace the feast,
hath promised a masque.
_Free._ You'll make one, Tysefew, and Caqueteur shall
fill up a room.
_Tyse._ 'Fore heaven, well-remember'd; he borrowed a
diamond of me last night to grace his finger in your
visitation. The lying creature will swear some strange
thing on it now. 151
_Enter_ CAQUETEUR.
_Cri._ Peace, he's here; stand close, lurk.
_Caq._ Good morrow, most dear, and worthy to be
most wise. How does my mistress?
_Cri._ Morrow, sweet servant; you glister,--prithee,
let's see that stone.
_Caq._ A toy, lady, I bought to please my finger.
_Cri._ Why, I am more precious to you than your
finger.
_Caq._ Yes, or than all my body, I swear. 160
_Cri._ Why, then let it be bought to please me; come,
I am no professed beggar.
_Caq._ Troth, mistress! Zoons! Forsooth, I protest!
_Cri._ Nay, if you turn Protestant for such a toy.
_Caq._ In good deed, la; another time I'll give you
a----
_Cri._ Is this yours to give?
_Caq._ O God! forsooth mine, quoth you; nay, as for
that---- 170
_Cri._ Now I remember, I ha' seen this on my servant
Tysefew's finger.
_Caq._ Such another.
_Cri._ Nay, I am sure this is it.
_Caq._ Troth, 'tis forsooth. The poor fellow wanted
money to pay for supper last night, and so pawn'd it to
me; 'tis a pawn, i'faith, or else you should have it.
_Tyse._ Hark ye, thou base lying--How dares thy impudence
hope to prosper? Were't not for the privilege
of this respected company, I would so bang thee. 180
_Cri._ Come hither, servant. What's the matter betwixt
you two?
_Caq._ Nothing; but hark you, he did me some uncivil
discourtesies last night; for which, because I should not
call him to account, he desires to make me any satisfaction.
The coward trembles at my very presence;
but I ha' him on the hip; I'll take the forfeit on his
ring.
_Tyse._ What's that you whisper to her? 189
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