_Coc._ The night grows old, 70
And many a cuckold
Is now--Wha, ha, ha, ho!
Maids on their backs
Dream of sweet smacks,
And warm--Wo, ho, ho, ho!
I must go comfort my venerable Mulligrub, I must
fiddle him till he fist.[89] Fough!
Maids in your night-rails,
Look well to your light--
Keep close your locks, 80
And down your smocks;
Keep a broad eye,
And a close thigh.
Excellent, excellent! Who's there? Now, Lord, Lord--Master
Mulligrub--deliver us! what does your worship
in the stocks? I pray come out, sir.
_Mul._ Zounds, man, I tell thee I am lock'd!
_Coc._ Lock'd! O world! O men! O time! O night!
that canst not discern virtue and wisdom, and one of
the common council! What is your worship in for? 90
_Mul._ For (a plague on't) suspicion of felony.
_Coc._ Nay, and it be such a trifle, Lord, I could weep,
to see your good worship in this taking. Your worship
has been a good friend to me, and tho' you have forgot
me, yet I knew your wife before she was married, and
since I have found your worship's door open, and I
have knock'd, and God knows what I have saved: and
do I live to see your worship stocked?
_Mul._ Honest bellman, I perceive
Thou knowest me: I prithee call the watch. 100
Inform the constable of my reputation,
That I may no longer abide in this shameful habitation,
And hold thee all I have about me.
[_Gives him his purse._
_Coc._ 'Tis more than I deserve, sir: let me alone for
your delivery.
_Mul._ Do, and then let me alone with Cocledemoy.
I'll moy him!
_Re-enter the_ Constables.
_Coc._ Maids in your----
Master Constable, whose that ith' stocks?
_1st Con._ One for a robbery: one Mulligrub, he calls
himself. Mulligrub? Bellman, knowest thou him? 111
_Coc._ Know him! O, Master Constable, what good
service have you done! Know him? He's a strong
thief; his house has been suspected for a bawdy tavern
a great while, and a receipt for cut-purses, 'tis most
certain. He has been long in the black book, and is he
ta'en now?
_2d Con._ By'r lady, my masters, we'll not trust the
stocks with him, we'll have him to the justices, get a
_mittimus_ to Newgate presently. Come, sir, come on,
sir. 121
_Mul._ Ha! does your rascalship yet know my worship
in the end?
_1st Con._ Ay, the end of your worship we know.
_Mul._ Ha! goodman constable, here's an honest fellow
can tell you what I am?
_2d Con._ 'Tis true, sir; y'are a strong thief, he says,
on his own knowledge. Bind fast, bind fast! we know
you. We'll trust no stocks with you. Away with him
to the jail instantly. 130
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