English drama -- 17th century; English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
_Duke._ We'll use him like a felon; cut him off,
For fear he do pollute our sounder parts.
Yet why should he steal,
That is a loaden vine? Riches to him
Were adding sands into the Libyan shore, 10
Or far less charity. What say the other prisoners?
_Watch._ Like men, my lord, fit for the other world,
They take't upon their death, they slew your nephew.
_Duke._ And he is yet alive; keep them asunder;
We may scent out the wile.
_Enter_ CLARIDIANA _and_ ROGERO _bound; with a_
Friar _and_ Officers.
_Rog._ My friend, is it the rigour of the law
I should be tied thus hard, I'll undergo it;
If not, prithee then slacken. Yet I have deserved it;
This murder lies heavy on my conscience.
_Cla._ Wedlock, ay, here's my wedlock! O whore, whore, whore! 21
_Friar._ O, sir, be qualified.
_Cla._ Sir,[314] I am to die a dog's death, and will snarl
a little at the old signor. You are only a parenthesis,
which I will leave out of my execrations; but first to
our _quondam_ wives, that makes us cry our vowels in
red capital letters, "I[315] and U are cuckolds!" O may
bastard-bearing, with the pangs of childbirth, be doubled
to 'em![316] May they have ever twins, and be three week
in travail between! May they be so rivell'd[317] with
painting by that time they are thirty, that it may be
held a work of condign merit but to look upon 'em!
May they live to ride in triumph in a dung-cart, and be
brown'd with all the odious ceremonies belonging to 't!
may the cucking-stool be their recreation, and a dungeon
their dying-chamber! May they have nine lives like a
cat, to endure this and more! May they be burnt for
witches of a sudden! And lastly, may the opinion of
philosophers prove true, that women have no souls! 39
_Enter_ THAIS _and_ ABIGAIL.
_Tha._ What, husband--at your prayers so seriously?
_Cla._ Yes, a few orisons. Friar, thou that stand'st between
the soul of men and the devil, keep these female
spirits away, or I will renounce my faith else.
_Abi._ O husband, I little thought to see you in this
taking!
_Rog._ O whore, I little thought to see you in this
taking! I am governor of this castle of cornets; my
grave will be stumbled at, thou adult'rate whore! I
might have lived like a merchant.
_Abi._ So you may still, husband. 50
_Rog._ Peace! thou art very quick with me.
_Abi._ Ay, by my faith, and so I am, husband; belike
you know I am with child.
_Rog._ A bastard, a bastard, a bastard! I might have
lived like a gentleman, and now I must die like a
hanger on, show tricks upon a wooden horse, and run
through an alphabet of scurvy faces! Do not expect a
good look from me.
_Abi._ O me unfortunate! 59
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