English drama -- 17th century; English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
_Cla._ O to think, whilst we are singing the last hymn,
and ready to be turn'd off, some new tune is inventing
by some metremonger, to a scurvy ballad of our death!
Again, at our funeral sermons, to have the divine divide
his text into fair branches! O, flesh and blood cannot
endure it! Yet I will take it patiently like a grave man.
Hangman, tie not my halter of a true lover's knot: I
burst it if thou dost.
_Tha._ Husband, I do beseech you on my knees,
I may but speak with you. I'll win your pardon,
Or with tears, like Niobe, bedew a-- 70
_Cla._ Hold thy water, crocodile, and say I am bound
to do thee no harm; were I free, yet I could not be
looser than thou; for thou art a whore! Agamemnon's
daughter, that was sacrificed for a good wind, felt but a
blast of the torments thou should'st endure; I'd make
thee swound oftener than that fellow that by his continual
practice hopes to become drum-major. What
sayst thou to tickling to death with bodkins? But thou
hast laugh'd too much at me already, whore! Justice,
O duke! and let me not hang in suspense. 80
_Abi._ Husband,
I'll nail me to the earth, but I'll win your pardon.
My jewels, jointure, all I have shall fly;
Apparel, bedding, I'll not leave a rug,
So you may come off fairly.
_Cla._ I'll come off fairly: thou[318] beg my pardon! I had
rather Chirurgeons' Hall should beg my dead body for an
anatomy[319] than thou beg my life. Justice, O duke! and
let us die!
_Duke._ Signior, think, and dally not with heaven, 90
But freely tell us, did you do the murder?
_Rog._ I have confess'd it to my ghostly father,
And done the sacrament of penance for it.
What would your highness more?
_Cla._ The like have I; what would your highness more?
And here before you all take't o' my death.
_Duke._ In God's name, then, on to the death with them.
For the poor widows that you leave behind,
Though by the law their goods are all confiscate,
Yet we'll be their good lord, and give 'em them. 100
_Cla._ O, hell of hells! Why did not we hire some
villain to fire our houses?
_Rog._ I thought not of that; my mind was altogether
of the gallows.
_Cla._ May the wealth I leave behind me help to damn her!
And as the cursèd fate of courtezan,
What she gleans with her traded art,
May one, as a most due plague, cheat from [her]
In the last dotage of her tirèd lust,
And leave her an unpitied age of woe! 110
_Rog._ Amen, amen!
_Watch._ I never heard men pray more fervently.
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