English drama -- 17th century; English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
[_She trips about the stage._
_Ge._ Has the Court ne'er a trot?
_Po._ No, but a false gallop, lady.
_Ge._ _And if she will not go to bed_--
[_Cantat._
_Be._ The knight's come, forsooth.
_Enter_ Sir PETRONEL, Master TOUCHSTONE, _and_
Mistress TOUCHSTONE.
_Ge._ Is my knight come? O the Lord, my band!
Sister, do my cheeks look well? Give me a little box o'
the ear, that I may seem to blush; now, now! So, there,
there, there! here he is: O my dearest delight! Lord,
Lord! and how does my knight? 231
_To._ Fie! with more modesty.
_Ge._ Modesty! why, I am no citizen now--modesty!
Am I not to be married? y'are best to keep me modest,
now I am to be a lady.
_Sir Pe._ Boldness is good fashion and courtlike.
_Ge._ Ay, in a country lady I hope it is, as I shall be.
And how chance ye came no sooner, knight?
_Sir Pe._ 'Faith, I was so entertained in the progress
with one Count Epernoum, a Welsh knight; we had a
match at balloon[27] too with my Lord Whachum, for four
crowns. 242
_Ge._ At baboon? Jesu! you and I will play at baboon
in the country, knight.
_Sir Pe._ O, sweet lady! 'tis a strong play with the
arm.
_Ge._ With arm or leg, or any other member, if it be a
Court-sport. And when shall's be married, my knight?
_Sir Pe._ I come now to consummate it, and your father
may call a poor knight son-in-law. 250
_M. To._ Sir, ye are come; what is not mine to keep I
must not be sorry to forego. A 100 li. land her grandmother
left her, 'tis yours; herself (as her mother's gift)
is yours. But if you expect aught from me, know, my
hand and mine eyes open together; I do not give blindly.
Work upon that now.
_Sir Pe._ Sir, you mistrust not my means? I am a
knight.
_To._ Sir, sir, what I know not, you will give me leave
to say I am ignorant of. 260
_Mist. To._ Yes, that he is a knight; I know where he
had money to pay the gentlemen-ushers and heralds their
fees. Ay, that he is a knight, and so might you have
been too, if you had been aught else than an ass, as well
as some of your neighbours. And I thought you would
not ha' been knighted, as I am an honest woman, I would
ha' dubbed you myself. I praise God I have wherewithal.
But as for your daughter----
_Ge._ Ay, mother, I must be a lady to-morrow; and by
your leave, mother (I speak it not without my duty, but
only in the right of my husband), I must take place of
you, mother. 272
_Mist. To._ That you shall, lady-daughter, and have a
coach as well as I too.
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