If a poor man send, to one that is rich, raiment or silver or gold beyond his means, the gift shall be impounded and sold, and the price thereof cast into the treasury of Cronus; and on the morrow the poor man shall receive from the rich stripes upon his hands with a rod not less than twelve score and ten. LAWS OF THE BOARD The bath hour shall be noon, and before it nuts and draughts. Every man shall take place as chance may direct; dignities and birth and wealth shall give no precedence. All shall be served with the same wine; the rich host shall not say, For my colic, or for my megrims, I must drink the better. Every man's portion of meat shall be alike. The attendants shall favour none, nor yet in their serving shall they be deaf to any, nor pass any by before his pleasure be known. They shall not set great portions before him, and small before him, nor give this one a dainty and that one refuse, but all shall be equal. Let the butler have a quick eye and ear for all from his point of vantage, and heed his master least. And be the cups large or small at choice. It shall be any man's right to call a health; and let all drink to all if they will, when the host has set the wine a-going. But no man shall be bound to drink, if he be no strong toper. It shall not be free to any who will to bring an unpractised dancer or musician to the dinner. Let the limit to jesting be, that the feelings of none be wounded. The stake at draughts shall be nuts alone; if any play for money, he shall fast on the morrow. When the rich man shall feast his slaves, let his friends serve with him. These laws every rich man shall engrave on a brazen pillar and set them in the centre of his hall and there read them. And be it known that, so long as that pillar stands, neither famine nor sickness nor fire nor any mischance shall come upon the house. But if it be removed--which God avert!--then evil shall be that house's doom. H. SATURNALIAN LETTERS I _I to Cronus, Greeting._