circulation, reforms the digestion of the chylon, fortifies the opthalmic nerves, clears the officina intelligentiæ, corrects the exorbitancy of the spleen, mundifies the hypogastrium, comforts the sphincter, and is an excellent remedy against the prosopochlorosis, or green-sickness, sterility, and all obstructions whatever. They operate seven several ways in, order, as nature herself requires; for they scorn to be confin’d to any particular way of operation, _viz._ hypnotically; by throwing the party into a gentle slumber; hydrotically by their operitive faculty, in opening the interstitia pororum; carthartically, by cleansing the bowels of all crudities and tartarous mucilage, with which they abound; proppysmatically, by forcing the wind downward; hydragogically, by exciting urine; pneumatically, by exhilerating the spirits; and lastly, synecdochically, by corroborating the whole _oeconomia animalis_. They are twenty or more in every tin-box, sealed with my coat of arms, which are, _Three clyster pipes erect_ gules, _in a field argent_; my crest, _a bloody hand out of a mortar, emergent_; and my supporters, _a Chymist and an Apothecary_. This _Tinctura Solaris_, or most noble off-spring of _Hyperion_’s golden influence, wipes off abstersively all those tenacious, conglomerated, sedimental sordes, that adhere to the œsophagus and viscera, extinguishes all supernatural ferments and ebullitions; and, in fine, annihilates all the nosotrophical or morbific ideas of the whole corporeal _compages_. _Thirdly_, My _Panagion Outacousticon_, or auricular restorative: were it possible to show me a man so deaf, that if a demiculverin were to be let off under his ear, he could not hear the report, yet these infallible drops (first invented by the two famous physician-brothers, St. _Cosmus_, and St. _Damian_, call’d the _Anargyri_ in the ancient _Greek_ menologies; and some forty years ago, communicated to me by _Anastasio Logotheti_, a _Greek_ collier at _Adrianople_, when I was invited into those parts to cure sultan _Mahomet_ IV. of an elephantiasis in his diaphragm) would recover his auditive faculty, and make him hear as smartly as an old fumbling priest, when a young wench gives him account of her lost maiden-head at the confessional. _Fourthly_, My _Anodyne Spirit_, excellent to ease pain, when taken inwardly, and applied outwardly, excellent for any lameness, shrinking or contraction of the nerves; for eyes, deafness, pain and noise in the ears; and all odontalgic, as well as podagrical inflammations.