_Fifthly_, My _Antidotus Antivenerealis_; which effectually cures all gonorrheas, carnosities in the delinquent part, tumours, phymosis, paraphymosis, christalline priapisms, hemorrhoids, cantillamata, ragades, bubos, imposthumations, carbuncles, genicular nodes, and the like, without either baths or stoves; as also without mercury so often destructive to the poor patient, with that privacy, that the nearest relation shall not perceive it. _Sixthly_, My _Pectoral Lozenges_, or _Balsam_ of _Balsams_, which effectually carries off all windy and tedious coughs, spitting of blood, wheezing in the larynx and ptyalismus, let it be never so inveterate. _Seventhly_, and _lastly_, My _Pulvis Vermifugus_, or _Antivermatic Powder_ brings up the rear, so famous for killing and bringing away all sorts of worms incident to human bodies breaking their complicated knots in the _duodenum_, and dissolving the phlegmatick crudities that produce those anthropophagous vermin. It has brought away, by urine, worms as long as the may-pole in the _Strand_, when it flourish’d in its primitive prolixity, tho’, I confess, not altogether so thick. In short, ’tis a specifick catholicon for the cholick, expels winds by eructation, or otherwise; accelerates digestion, and creates an appetite to a miracle. I dexterously couch the cataract or suffusion, extirpate wens of the greatest magnitude, close up hair-lips, whether treble or quadruple; cure the polipus upon the nose, and all scrophulous tumours, cancers in the breast, _Noli me tangeri_’s, St. _Anthony_’s fire, by my new invented _unguentum Antipyreticum_, excrescences, or superfluous flesh in the mouth of the bladder or womb; likewise I take the stone from women or maids without cutting. I have steel trusses, and instruments of a new invention, together with never-failing medicines and methods to cure ruptures, and knit the peritonæum. And here I cannot forbear to communicate an useful piece of knowledge to the world, which is, that with the learned _Villipandus_, in his excellent treatise, _de congrubilitate materiæ primæ cum confessione Augustana_, I take a rupture to be a relaxation of the natural cavities, at the bottom of the cremaster muscles. But this, _en passant_, I forge all my self; nay my very machines for safe and easy drawing teeth and obscure stumps. Mrs. _Littlehand_, midwife to the princess of _Phlegethon_, can sufficiently inform the women of my helps, and what I do for the disruption of the fundament and uterus, and other strange infirmities of the matrix, occasioned by the bearing of children, violent coughing, heavy work, _&c._ which I challenge any person in the _Acherontic_ dominions to perform, but my self.