The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
will be consenting. In fine, tho’ the soul be never so well fortify’d to
hold out a siege, yet the body, as soon as love’s artillery begins to
play upon it, it will soon beat a parley, and make a separate treaty for
itself.
Thus her _Punick_ majesty ran on, and the Lord knows when her royal
clack would have done striking, if a female messenger had not come to
her in the nick of time, and whisper’d her in the ear, to go to the
famous _Lucretia_’s crying-out, who, it seems, was got with child upon a
hay-cock, by _Æsop_ the fabulist. As soon as queen _Dido_ and her two
prattling companions were gone out of the room, Mr. _Nokes_, says I, you
have without question seen _Æsop_ very often, therefore pray let me beg
the favour of you, to tell me whether he is such a deformed ill-favoured
wight, as the historians represent him; for you must know we have a
modern critick of singular humanity, near St. _James_’s, that has been
pleased, in some late dissertation upon _Phalaris_’s epistles, to
maintain that he was a well-shap’d, handsome gentleman; and for a proof
of this, insists much upon _Æsop_’s intriguing with his fellow-slave,
the beautiful _Rhodope_. No, no, replies Mr. _Nokes_, _Æsop_ is just
such a crumpled hump-shoulder’d dog, for all the world, as you see him
before _Ogilby_’s translation of his fables; and let the above-mentioned
grammarian, I think they call him, Dr. _Bentivolio_, say what he will to
the contrary, ’tis even so as I tell you. And now, we are upon the
chapter of Dr. _Bentivolio_; about a month ago I happen’d to make merry
over a bowl of punch with _Phalaris_ the _Sicilian_ tyrant, who swore by
all that was good and sacred, that he would trounce the unmannerly slave
for robbing him of those epistles, which have gone unquestion’d under
his name for so many ages: but the time is coming, said he, when I shall
make this impudent pedant cry _peccavi_ for the unworthy treatment he
has given me: I have my brazen-bull, heaven be prais’d, ready for him,
and as soon as he comes into these quarters, will shut him up in it, and
roast him with his own dull volumes, and those of his dearly beloved
friends the _Dutch_ commentators.
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