The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
When we came out into the open air again, and had taken half a dozen
turns in the neighbouring fields, Mr. _Nokes_, says I, ’tis my
misfortune to come in this place without a farthing of money in my
pocket, and _Alecto_ confound me, if I know what course to take for my
maintenance, therefore I would desire you to put me in a way. Have no
care for that, says Mr. _Nokes_, his infernal majesty is very kind and
obliging to us players, and because we act so many different parts in
the other world, as kings, princes, bishops, privy-counsellors, beaux,
cits, sailors, and the like, gives us leave to fellow what profession we
have most a fancy to. For my part, I keep a nicknackatory, or toy-shop,
as I formerly did over against the _Exchange_, and turn a sweet penny by
it, for our gallants here throw away their money after a furious rate.
Now _Jo._ I think thou can’st not do better than to set up for a
_High-German_ fortune-teller; thou knowest all the cant and roguery of
that practice to perfection, and besides, has the best phiz in the world
to carry on such an affair. As for money to furnish thee an house, and
set up a convenient equipage, to buy thee a pair of globes, a magick
looking-glass, and all other accoutrements of that nature, thou shalt
command as much as thou hast occasion for. I was going to thank my
friend for so courteous an offer, when who should pop upon us on the
sudden, but his _Polish_ majesty’s physician in ordinary, the late
famous Dr. _Conner_ of _Bowstreet_, but in so wretched a pickle, so
tatter’d a condition, that I could hardly know him. How comes this
about, noble doctor, said I to him, what is fortune unkind, and do the
planets frown upon merit? I remember you were going to set up your
coach, and marry the widow _Bently_ in _Russel-street_, just before your
last distemper hurry’d you out of the world. Is it possible the learned
author of _Evangelium Medici_ should want bread? or, doctor, did you
leave all your _Hibernian_ confidence behind you! I thought a true
_Irishman_ could have made his fortune in any part of the universe.
_Ille nihil, nec me quærentem vana moratur;_
_Sed graviter gemitus imo de pectore ducens._
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