The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
_Thus plaguing and pillaging of all our known houses of delight, has
been a great discouragement to young ladies from tendring their service
at such places, or rendevouzing in numbers upon the lawful occasions
that concern their livelihood, for fear of trouble or molestation, and
make them rather choose to deel singly, as interlopers, than incorporate
themselves with the company of town-traders, for fear of being scratch’d
out of their burrows by those reforming ferrets, who make worse havock
with the poor sculking creatures, than so many weasles or pole-cats
would do with coneys in a warren; they sleep in fear, walk in dread,
converse in danger, do their business, poor wretches, insteed of
pleasure, with an aking heart. Oh, sister! what a miserable age is this
we live in after you, that one part of mankind cannot obey the great law
of nature, but the other part shall make a law to punish them for doing
it! Which sport, if totally neglected, would soon make lions, and tygers
princes of the earth, and turn the world into a solitary wilderness._
_I cannot but reflect, with great concern, upon the unreasonableness of
some men in authority, who loving the old trade of basket-making so well
themselves, are so inveterate against the same practice in others, that
I cannot but believe, they think the sweet sin of copulation ought to be
enjoy’d by none under the dignity of a justice of peace, or at least
the authority of a high constable: nay, and are so inveterate when they
grow old, against other creatures who they know use it, that a grave
city magistrate, one of the reformed-society, seeing a young game cock
of his own, refresh his feather’d mistress three times in about half an
hour, he grew so wonderful angry with the lascivious chaunticleer, that
he order’d him forthwith to be depriv’d of his progenitors, for
committing so foul an act with such indecent immoderation; looking upon
the intemperance to be a shameful example, sufficient to stir up
inordinate desires in mankind, and to put the female part of his own
family upon unreasonable expectancies; but the good lady of the house
enquired into the reason, why the noble little creature was so severely
dealt by, and being inform’d by her chamber-maid, she compassionately
declar’d, that she would rather have given five pound than so barbarous
an action had been done in her family, for that the bird committed no
offence, and therefore deserv’d no punishment. Observe but in this
particular the cruelty of sordid man, and the tenderness of the female
sex! and how can those poor girls, who have nothing to depend on but the
drudgery of flipflap, expect any other than severe usage from so morose
a creature? For certain, whilst publick magistrates are in their
authority so stiff, and private women in their own houses so pliable,
the ladies of the town must starve, and be firk’d about from one_
Bridewell _to another; for the favours of a kind mistress, which were
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