The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
once thought the most valuable blessings beneath the clouds, are now
become, thro’ the universal corruption of the female sex, such
unregarded drugs, that the scene is quite revers’d, and as women us’d to
take money formerly as but just recompence for their soft embraces, they
are forc’d to give money now, or else they will have a hard matter to
procure a gallant that is worth whistling after. How therefore at this
rate, are the poor whores like to be fed, when the rich ones buy up all
for their cats, and the middling whores in private lie and pick up the
crumbs? For what won’t down with the quality, are snapp’d up by
citizens-wives, sempstresses and head-dressers; insomuch, that I have
several pretty nymphs under my own jurisdiction, that some weeks I may
modestly say, don’t earn money enough to pay their three-penny
admittances into_ Pancras-_wells, but are often-times forc’d to tick
half a sice a piece for their watering; and were it not for the credit
I always preserve in those places, the poor wenches might be dash’d out
of countenance by being refus’d entrance; but money or no money, if they
are my puppets, and name but who they belong to, they are as kindly
receiv’d as so many butchers at the_ Bear-Garden; _for without them
there would be no sport. You may from thence observe what an honest
reputation I maintain abroad for a lady of my calling, that the word of
the homeliest courtezan protected under my roof, will pass for
three-pence any where that she’s known, without the least exception,
when many a poor house-keeper has not credit for a two-penny loaf._
_We have nothing to hope for, but that the national senate, thro’ their
wonted wisdom, will find out, without shamming on’t, some real expedient
to restrain the looseness of the age, and promote the practice of
morality and strict observance of religion; for thro’ all the experience
I have had in the mystery of intriguing, I have ever found the lady’s
students in the school of_ Venus, _attended with the most prosperity
when the people are most pious; whether it is that a good conscience
teaches gentlemen to be more grateful to their mistresses, or that as
the priests grow fat, the petticoat flourishes, I will leave you to
determine: so thanking you for the kind advice you gave me in your
letter, which shall always be esteem’d a guide to my future practice_,
_I rest_,
Your Loving Sister,
MOLL QUARLES.
[Illustration]
LETTERS
FROM THE
DEAD _to the_ LIVING.
PART III.
_The third and last Letter from Seignior_ GIUSIPPE HANESIO,
_High-German Doctor and Astrologer in_ Brandinopolis, _to his
Friends at_ WILL_’s Coffee-House in_ Covent-Garden.
_By Mr._ THO. BROWN.
_Gentlemen_,
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