The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
She was hardly gone, but in came queen _Dido_, who the last time I saw
her call’d _Virgil_ so many rogues and rascals in my hearing, for
raising such a malicious story of her and and the pious _Æneas_; it was
a long time before I could get her to tell me what errand she came
about: at last, after abundance of blushing, and covering half her face
with her hood, _Seignior_ Hanesio, says she, _I doubt not but a person
of your experience has observ’d in his time but too many instances of
female infirmity. To be plain with you, I am one, and tho’ I made as
great a splutter about my virtue as the soundest of my sex, yet I was a
damn’d recreant all that while. In short, I find by several indications
which I have not nam’d to you, doctor, that I am with child,--and being
very tender of my reputation,--which, doctor, is all we poor women have
to depend upon,---- and loth to have my good name expos’d in ballads and
lampoons.---- I beg the favour of you, dear doctor,---- and you shall
find I will gratify you nobly for your pains, to help me to something
that shall make me,---- but you know my meaning, doctor.---- To miscarry
is it not, Madam? You are in the right on’t, dear Sir, reply’d she. Why
then, Madam, I must tell you, are come to the wrong house; for whether
you know it or no, I carry a tender conscience about me, mind me what I
say, I carry a tender conscience about me, and would not be guilty of
such a wicked thing as you mention for the world. But there is an_
Italian _son of a whore at the corner of the street, that will poison
you and the child in your belly, and half the women in the city for half
a crown. You may make your application to him, if you think fit, but for
my part, Madam, I’ll be perjur’d for no body; for as I told you before,
my conscience is tender_: Upon this our famous _coquette_ immediately
withdrew in a great deal of confusion, and curs’d me plentifully in her
gizzard, I don’t question.
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