The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
I must confess, says another leering rogue, a countryman of his, that
since the grand monarch we have been speaking of, who has all along done
more by his bribing and tricking, than by the conduct of his generals,
or the bravery of his troops, who has plaid at fast and loose with his
neighbours ever since he came to the crown, who has surprised abundance
of towns in his time, and at the next treaty been forced to spue up
those very places he ordered _Te Deum_ to be sung for a few months
before. I must confess, says he, that since in conjunction with a damn’d
mercenary priest, he has forg’d a will for his brother-in-law of
_Spain_, and plac’d his grandson upon that throne, I should think the
rest of Christendom in a very bad condition indeed, if he should be
suffered to go on quietly with his show a few years more: Then for all I
know, he might bid fair to set up a new empire in the west, which he has
been aiming at so long: But if the last advice from the other world
don’t deceive us: If the parliament of _England_ goes on as unanimously
as they have begun, to support their prince in so pious and necessary a
war; in short, if the emperor, the _Dutch_, and the other allies, act
with that vigour and resolution as it becomes them upon this pressing
occasion, I make no question to see this mighty hero plunder’d like the
jay in the fable, of all the fine plumes he has borrow’d, and reduc’d to
so low an ebb, that he shall not find it in his power, tho’ he has never
so much in his will, to disturb the peace of the christian world any
more. And this, continues he, is as favourable an opportunity as we
could desire, to strip him of all his usurpations; for heaven be
praised, _Spain_ at present is a burthen to him, and by grasping at too
much, he’s in a fair way to lose every farthing. Besides, this late
forgery of the will has pluck’d off his old mask, and shews that ’tis an
universal monarchy he intends, and not the repose of _Europe_, which has
been so fortunate a sham to him in all his other treaties; so that the
devil’s in the allies now, if they don’t see thro’ those thin pretences
he so often bubbled them with formerly; or lay down their arms, till
they have made this _French_ bustard, who is all feathers, and no
substance, as bare and naked as a skeleton; and effectually spoil his
new trade of making wills for other people. And this they may easily
bring about, continues he, if they lay hold on the present opportunity,
for as I observed to you before, he has taken more business upon his
hands than he’ll ever be able to manage, and by grasping at too much, is
in the direct road to lose all. For my part, I never think of him, but
he puts me in mind of a silly foolish fellow I knew once in _London_,
who was a common knife-grinder about the streets, and having in this
humble occupation gathered a few straggling pence, must needs take a
great house in _Fleetstreet_, and set up for a sword-cutler; but before
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