The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II — John Shaqi
The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
and illustrious persons now resident in this lower world attend you in
all your enterprizes. As nothing can be a greater pleasure to virtuous
men, than to see villains rewarded according to their deserts; so true
heroes never rejoice more than when they see a sham-conqueror, and vain
glorious bully, such as _Lewis_ XIV. plunder’d of all his unjust
acquisitions, and reduced to his primitive state of nothing. Were there
a free communication between our territories and yours, _Cyrus_,
_Miltiades_, _Cæsar_, and a thousand other generals, would be proud to
offer you their service the next campaign; but ’tis your happiness that
you want not their assistance; your own personal bravery, join’d to that
of your troops, and the justice of your cause, being sufficient to carry
you thro’ all your undertakings.
_Farewel._
PINDAR _of_ Thebes _to_ TOM. DURFEY. _By Mr._ BROWN.
However it happen’d so, I can’t tell, but I could never get a sight of
thy famous _Pindaric_ upon the late queen _Mary_, ’till about a month
ago. Most of the company would needs have me declare open war against
thee that very minute, for prophaning my name with such execrable
doggrel. _Stensichorus_ rail’d at thee worse than the man of the
_Horseshoe-Tavern_ in _Drury-lane_; _Alcæus_, I believe, will hardly be
his own man again this fortnight, so much concerned he is to find thee
crowding thy self upon the _Lyric_ poets; nay, _Sappho_ the patient,
laid about her like a fury, and call’d thee a thousand pimping
stuttering ballad-fingers. As for me, far from taking any thing amiss at
my hands, I am mightily pleased with the honour thou hast done me, and
besides, must own thou hast been the cheapest, kindest physician to me I
ever met with; for whenever my circumstances sit uneasy upon me, (and
for thy comfort _Tom_, we poets have our plagues in this world, as well
as we had in your’s) when my landlord persecutes me for rent, my
sempstress for my linnen, my taylor for cloaths, or my vintner for a
long pagan score behind the bar, I immediately read but half a dozen
lines of thy admirable ode, and sleep as heartily as the monks in
_Rabelais_, after singing a verse or two of the seven penitential
psalms. All I am afraid of, is, that when the virtues of it are known,
some body or other will be perpetually borrowing it of me, either to
help him to a nap, or cure him of the spleen, for I find ’tis an
excellent specifick for both; therefore I must desire thee to order
trusty _Sam._ to send me as many of them as have escap’d the
Pastry-cook, and I will remit him his money by the next opportunity. If
_Augustus Cæsar_ thought a _Roman_ gentleman’s pillow worth the buying,
who slept soundly every night amidst all his debts, can a man blame me
for bestowing a few transitory pence upon thy poem, which is the best
opiate in the universe? In short, friend _Tom_, I love and admire thee
for the freedom thou hast taken with me; and this I will say in
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