The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
often, professes still a great deal of zeal and affection for your
government, but is extremely concern’d at the wrong measures you take to
arrive at universal monarchy. He has desir’d me to advise you to keep
the old method he chalk’d out for you, which is, to trust more to your
gold than to your arms. I cannot but think he is in the right on’t,
considering the wonderful success the first has lately had with the
archbishop of _Cologn_, and some other of the _German_ and _Italian_
princes, and the small progress your armies have made in the _Milanese_.
But the wholesomeness of his advice is yet better justify’d by your
dealings with the _English_, whom you know, you have always found more
easily bribed than bullied. Therefore, as you tender the grandeur of
your monarchy, and the interest of my dear son, instead of raising new
forces, and fitting out fleets, be sure to send a cart-load of your
new-coin’d _Lewis d’ors_ into _England_, in order to divide the nation,
and set the _Whigs_ and _Tories_ together by the ears. But take care you
trust your money in the hands of a person that knows how to distribute
it to more advantage than either count _T----d_ or _P----n_, who, as I
am told, have lavish’d away your favours all at once upon insatiable
cormorants, and extravagant gamesters and spendthrifts. ’Tis true, by
their assistance, and the unwearied diligence of my loyal _Jacobites_,
you have made a shift to get the old ministry discarded, and to retard
the grand alliance; but let me tell you, unless you see them afresh,
they will certainly leave you in the lurch at the next sessions; for
ingratitude and corruption do always go together. Therefore to keep
these mercenary rogues to their behaviour, and in perpetual dependance,
you must feed them with small portions, as weekly, or monthly allowance.
Above all, bid your agents take heed how they deal with a certain
indefatigable writer, who, as long as your gold has lasted, has been
very useful to our cause, and boldly defeated the dangerous counsels of
the _Whigs_, your implacable enemies; but who, upon the first
withdrawing of your bounty, will infallibly turn cat in pan, and write
for the house of _Austria_.
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