The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
We walk’d thro’ half a dozen streets without meeting any thing worthy of
observation. At last my friend _Nokes_, pointed to a little edifice,
which exactly resembles Dr. _Burgess_’s conventicle in _Russel-Court_;
says he, your old acquaintance _Tony Lee_, who turn’d presbyterian
parson, upon his coming into these quarters, holds forth most notably
here every _Sunday_; _Jacob Hall_ and _Jevon_ are his clerks, and chant
it admirably. Mother _Stratford_, the duchess of _Mazarine_, my lord
_Warwick_, and Sir _Fleetwood_, are his constant hearers; and to
_Tony_’s everlasting honour be it spoken, he delivers his fire and
brimstone with so good a grace, splits his text so judiciously, turns up
the whites of his eyes so theologically, cuffs his cushion so
orthodoxly, and twirls his band-strings so primitively, that _Pluto_ has
lately made him one of his chaplains in ordinary. From this we crossed
another street, which one may properly enough call the _Bow-street_, or
_Pall-Mall_ of _Brandinopolis_. No sawcy tradesman or mechanick dares
presume to live here, but ’tis wholly inhabited by fine gaudy fluttering
sparks, and fine airy ladies; who in no respect are inferior to yours in
_Covent-Garden_. When the sky is serene, and not a breath of wind
stirring, you may see whole covies of them displaying their finery in
the street; but at other times you never see ’em our of a chair, for
fear of discomposing their commodes or periwigs. We had not gone twenty
paces, before we met three flaming beaux of the first magnitude, the
like of whom we never saw at the _Vourthoot_ at the _Hague_, the
_Tuilleries_ at _Paris_, or the _Mall_ in St. _James_’s-park. They were
all three in black (for you must know we are in deep mourning here for
the death of my lady _Proserpine_’s favourite monkey) but he in the
middle, tho’ he had neither face nor shape to qualify him for a gallant:
for he had a phyz as forbidden as beau _Whitaker_, and was as thick
about the waste, as the fat squab porter at the _Griffin_-tavern in
_Fuller’s-Rents_, yet he made a most magnificent figure: His periwig was
large enough to have loaded a camel, and he had, bestowed upon it at
least a bushel of powder, I warrant you. His sword-knot dangled upon the
ground, and his steenkirk that was most agreeably discolour’d with snuff
from top to bottom, reach’d down to his waste; he carry’d his hat under
his left-arm, walk’d with both his hands in the wastband of his
breeches, and his cane that hung negligently down in a string from his
right-arm, trail’d most harmoniously against the pebbles, while the
master of it, tripping it nicely upon his toes, was humming to himself,
_Oh, ye happy happy groves,_
_Witness of our tender loves._
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