The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Volume VIII.: InterviewsIngersoll, Robert Green
Religion
The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Volume VIII.: Interviews
Ingersoll, Robert Green
Free thought
_Answer_. I think Dr. Jewett is extremely foolish. I did not say
that I would commence suit against a minister for libel. I can
hardly conceive of a proceeding that would be less liable to produce
a dividend. The fact about it is, that the Rev. Mr. Jewett seems
to think anything true that he hears against me. Mr. Jewett is
probably ashamed of what he said by this time. He must have known
it to be entirely false. It seems to me by this time even the most
bigoted should lose their confidence in falsehood. Of course there
are times when a falsehood well told bridges over quite a difficulty,
but in the long run you had better tell the truth, even if you swim
the creek. I am astonished that these ministers were willing to
exhibit their wounds to the world. I supposed of course I would
hit some, but I had no idea of wounding so many.
_Question_. Mr. Crafts stated that you were in the habit of swearing
in company and before your family?
_Answer_. I often swear. In other words, I take the name of God
in vain; that is to say, I take it without any practical thing
resulting from it, and in that sense I think most ministers are
guilty of the same thing. I heard an old story of a clergyman who
rebuked a neighbor for swearing, to whom the neighbor replied, "You
pray and I swear, but as a matter of fact neither of us means
anything by it." As to the charge that I am in the habit of using
indecent language in my family, no reply is needed. I am willing
to leave that question to the people who know us both. Mr. Crafts
says he was told this by a lady. This cannot by any possibility
be true, for no lady will tell a falsehood. Besides, if this woman
of whom he speaks was a lady, how did she happen to stay where
obscene language was being used? No lady ever told Mr. Crafts any
such thing. It may be that a lady did tell him that I used profane
language. I admit that I have not always spoken of the Devil in
a respectful way; that I have sometimes referred to his residence
when it was not a necessary part of the conversation, and that a
divers times I have used a good deal of the terminology of the
theologian when the exact words of the scientist might have done
as well. But if by swearing is meant the use of God's name in
vain, there are very few preachers who do not swear more than I
do, if by "in vain" is meant without any practical result. I leave
Mr. Crafts to cultivate the acquaintance of the unknown lady,
knowing as I do, that after they have talked this matter over again
they will find that both have been mistaken.
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