The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 01Stevenson, Robert Louis
General
The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 01
Stevenson, Robert Louis
English literature -- 19th century
That night the travellers slept in Gien; the next day they passed the
river and set forth (severally, as their custom was) on a short stage
through the green plain upon the Berry side, to Chatillon-sur-Loire. It
was the first day of the shooting; and the air rang with the report of
fire-arms and the admiring cries of sportsmen. Overhead the birds were
in consternation, wheeling in clouds, settling and re-arising. And yet
with all this bustle on either hand, the road itself lay solitary. The
_Arethusa_ smoked a pipe beside a milestone, and I remember he laid down
very exactly all he was to do at Chatillon: how he was to enjoy a cold
plunge, to change his shirt, and to await the _Cigarette's_ arrival, in
sublime inaction, by the margin of the Loire. Fired by these ideas, he
pushed the more rapidly forward, and came, early in the afternoon, and
in a breathing heat, to the entering-in of that ill-fated town. Childe
Roland to the dark tower came.
A polite gendarme threw his shadow on the path.
"_Monsieur est voyageur_?" he asked.
And the _Arethusa_, strong in his innocence, forgetful of his vile
attire, replied--I had almost said with gaiety: "So it would appear."
"His papers are in order?" said the gendarme. And when the _Arethusa_,
with a slight change of voice, admitted he had none, he was informed
(politely enough) that he must appear before the Commissary.
The Commissary sat at a table in his bedroom, stripped to the shirt and
trousers, but still copiously perspiring; and when he turned upon the
prisoner a large meaningless countenance, that was (like Bardolph's)
"all whelks and bubuckles," the dullest might have been prepared for
grief. Here was a stupid man, sleepy with the heat and fretful at the
interruption, whom neither appeal nor argument could reach.
_The Commissary:_ "You have no papers?"
_The Arethusa:_ "Not here."
_The Commissary:_ "Why?"
_The Arethusa:_ "I have left them behind in my valise."
_The Commissary:_ "You know, however, that it is forbidden to circulate
without papers?"
_The Arethusa:_ "Pardon me: I am convinced of the contrary. I am here on
my rights as an English subject by international treaty."
_The Commissary (with scorn):_ "You call yourself an Englishman?"
_The Arethusa:_ "I do."
_The Commissary:_ "Humph.--What is your trade?"
_The Arethusa:_ "I am a Scottish Advocate."
_The Commissary (with singular annoyance):_ "A Scottish Advocate! Do
you then pretend to support yourself by that in this Department?"
The _Arethusa_ modestly disclaimed the pretension. The Commissary had
scored a point.
_The Commissary:_ "Why, then, do you travel?"
_The Arethusa:_ "I travel for pleasure."
_The Commissary (pointing to the knapsack, and with sublime
incredulity):_ "_Avec ca? Voyez-vous, je suis un homme intelligent!_"
(With that? Look here, I am a person of intelligence!)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account