The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 01Stevenson, Robert Louis
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The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 01
Stevenson, Robert Louis
English literature -- 19th century
The culprit remaining silent under this home-thrust, the Commissary
relished his triumph for a while, and then demanded (like the postman,
but with what different expectations!) to see the contents of the
knapsack. And here the _Arethusa_, not yet sufficiently awake to his
position, fell into a grave mistake. There was little or no furniture in
the room except the Commissary's chair and table; and to facilitate
matters, the _Arethusa_ (with all the innocence on earth) leant the
knapsack on a corner of the bed. The Commissary fairly bounded from his
seat; his face and neck flushed past purple, almost into blue; and he
screamed to lay the desecrating object on the floor.
The knapsack proved to contain a change of shirts, of shoes, of socks,
and of linen trousers, a small dressing-case, a piece of soap in one of
the shoes, two volumes of the _Collection Jannet_ lettered "Poesies de
Charles d'Orleans," a map, and a version-book containing divers notes in
prose and the remarkable English roundels of the voyager, still to this
day unpublished: the Commissary of Chatillon is the only living man who
has clapped an eye on these artistic trifles. He turned the assortment
over with a contumelious finger; it was plain from his daintiness that
he regarded the _Arethusa_ and all his belongings as the very temple of
infection. Still there was nothing suspicious about the map, nothing
really criminal except the roundels; as for Charles of Orleans, to the
ignorant mind of the prisoner, he seemed as good as a certificate; and
it was supposed the farce was nearly over.
The inquisitor resumed his seat.
_The Commissary (after a pause):_ "_Eh bien, je vais_ _vous dire ce que
vous etes. Vous etes allemand el vous venez chanter a la foire._" (Well,
then, I will tell you what you are. You are a German, and have come to
sing at the fair.)
_The Arethusa:_ "Would you like to hear me sing? I believe I could
convince you of the contrary."
_The Commissary:_ "_Pas de plaisanterie, monsieur_!"
_The Arethusa:_ "Well, sir, oblige me at least by looking at this book.
Here, I open it with my eyes shut. Read one of these songs--read this
one--and tell me, you who are a man of intelligence, if it would be
possible to sing it at a fair?"
_The Commissary (critically):_ "_Mais oui. Tres bien._"
_The Arethusa:_ "_Comment, monsieur!_ What! But do you not observe it is
antique? It is difficult to understand, even for you and me; but for the
audience at a fair, it would be meaningless."
_The Commissary (taking a pen):_ "_Enfin, il faut en finir._ What is
your name?"
_The Arethusa (speaking with the swallowing vivacity of the English):_
"Robert-Louis-Stev'ns'n."
_The Commissary (aghast):_ "_He! Quoi?_"
_The Arethusa (perceiving and improving his advantage):_
"Rob'rt-Lou's-Stev'ns'n."
_The Commissary (after several conflicts with his pen):_ "_Eh bien, il
faut se passer du nom. Ca ne s'ecrit pas._" (Well, we must do without
the name: it is unspellable.)
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