The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 04Stevenson, Robert Louis
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The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition, Vol. 04
Stevenson, Robert Louis
English literature -- 19th century; Short stories
The bar was full of guests, male and female; but though more than one of
these offered to fall into talk with our adventurers, none of them
promised to grow interesting upon a nearer acquaintance. There was
nothing present but the lees of London and the commonplace of
disrespectability; and the Prince had already fallen to yawning, and was
beginning to grow weary of the whole excursion, when the swing doors
were pushed violently open, and a young man, followed by a couple of
commissionaires, entered the bar. Each of the commissionaires carried a
large dish of cream tarts under a cover, which they at once removed; and
the young man made the round of the company, and pressed these
confections upon every one's acceptance with an exaggerated courtesy.
Sometimes the offer was laughingly accepted; sometimes it was firmly, or
even harshly, rejected. In these latter cases the new-comer always ate
the tart himself, with some more or less humorous commentary.
At last he accosted Prince Florizel.
"Sir," said he, with a profound obeisance, proffering the tart at the
same time between his thumb and forefinger, "will you so far honour an
entire stranger? I can answer for the quality of the pastry, having
eaten two dozen and three of them myself since five o'clock."
"I am in the habit," replied the Prince, "of looking not so much to the
nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is offered."
"The spirit, sir," returned the young man, with another bow, "is one of
mockery."
"Mockery!" repeated Florizel. "And whom do you propose to mock?"
"I am not here to expound my philosophy," replied the other, "but to
distribute these cream tarts. If I mention that I heartily include
myself in the ridicule of the transaction, I hope you will consider
honour satisfied and condescend. If not, you will constrain me to eat my
twenty-eighth, and I own to being weary of the exercise."
"You touch me," said the Prince, "and I have all the will in the world
to rescue you from this dilemma, but upon one condition. If my friend
and I eat your cakes--for which we have neither of us any natural
inclination--we shall expect you to join us at supper by way of
recompense."
The young man seemed to reflect.
"I have still several dozen upon hand," he said at last; "and that will
make it necessary for me to visit several more bars before my great
affair is concluded. This will take some time; and if you are
hungry----"
The Prince interrupted him with a polite gesture.
"My friend and I will accompany you," he said; "for we have already a
deep interest in your very agreeable mode of passing an evening. And now
that the preliminaries of peace are settled, allow me to sign the treaty
for both."
And the Prince swallowed the tart with the best grace imaginable.
"It is delicious," said he.
"I perceive you are a connoisseur," replied the young man.
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