The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
I was sitting one morning beside our Editor, busily correcting
proofs, when a visitor was announced, whose name, grumbled by a low
ventriloquial voice, like Tom Pipes calling from the hold through the
hatchway, did not resound distinctly on my tympanum. However, the door
opened, and in came a stranger,--a figure remarkable at a glance, with
a fine head, on a small spare body, supported by two almost immaterial
legs. He was clothed in sables, of a bygone fashion, but there was
something wanting, or something present about him, that certified he
was neither a divine, nor a physician, nor a schoolmaster: from a
certain neatness and sobriety in his dress, coupled with his sedate
bearing, he might have been taken, but that such a costume would be
anomalous, for a _Quaker_ in black. He looked still more like (what
he really was) a literary Modern Antique, a New-Old Author, a living
Anachronism, contemporary at once with Burton the Elder, and Colman
the Younger. Meanwhile he advanced with rather a peculiar gait, his
walk was plantigrade, and with a cheerful “How d’ye,” and one of the
blandest, sweetest smiles that ever brightened a manly countenance,
held out two fingers to the Editor. The two gentlemen in black soon
fell into discourse; and whilst they conferred, the Lavater principle
within me, set to work upon the interesting specimen thus presented to
its speculations. It was a striking intellectual face, full of wiry
lines, physiognomical quips and cranks, that gave it great character.
There was much earnestness about the brows, and a deal of speculation
in the eyes, which were brown and bright, and “quick in turning;” the
nose, a decided one, though of no established order; and there was
a handsome smartness about the mouth. Altogether it was no common
face--none of those _willow-pattern_ ones, which Nature turns out by
thousands at her potteries;--but more like a chance specimen of the
Chinese ware, one to the set--unique, antique, quaint. No one who had
once seen it, could pretend not to know it again. It was no face to
lend its countenance to any confusion of persons in a Comedy of Errors.
You might have sworn to it piecemeal,--a separate affidavit for every
feature. In short his face was as original as his figure; his figure
as his character; his character as his writings; his writings the most
original of the age. After the literary business had been settled,
the Editor invited his contributor to dinner, adding “we shall have a
hare--”
“And--and--and--and many Friends!”
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