The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
“Here Gillman, come up to my garret, and driven back by the
guardian spirits of four huge flower-holders of omnigenous roses
and honeysuckles--(Lord have mercy on his hysterical olfactories!
what will he do in Paradise? I must have a pair or two of
nostril-plugs, or nose-goggles laid in his coffin)--stands at the
door, reading that to M’Adam, and the washerwoman’s letter, and he
admits _the facts_. You are found _in the manner_, as the lawyers
say! so, Mr. Charles! hang yourself up, and send me a line, by way
of token and acknowledgment. My dear love to Mary. God bless you
and your Unshamabramizer,
“S. T. COLERIDGE.”
It may be mentioned here, that instead of feeling “the infinitesimal of
an unpleasance” at being Addressed in the Odes, the once celebrated Mr.
Hunt presented to the Authors a bottle of his best “Permanent Ink,” and
the eccentric Doctor Kitchiner sent an invitation to dinner.
From Colebrooke, Lamb removed to Enfield Chase,--a painful operation
at all times, for as he feelingly misapplied Wordsworth, “the _moving_
accident was not his trade.” As soon as he was settled, I called upon
him, and found him in a bald-looking yellowish house, with a bit of a
garden, and a wasp’s nest convanient, as the Irish say, for one stung
my pony as he stood at the door. Lamb laughed at the fun; but, as the
clown says, the whirligig of time brought round its revenges. He was
one day bantering my wife on her dread of wasps, when all at once he
uttered a horrible shout,--a wounded specimen of the species had slily
crawled up the leg of the table, and stung him in the thumb. I told
him it was a refutation well put in, like Smollett’s timely snowball.
“Yes,” said he, “and a stinging commentary on Macbeth--
“_By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes._”
There were no pastoral yearnings concerned in this Enfield removal.
There is no doubt which of Captain Morris’s Town and Country Songs
would have been most to Lamb’s taste. “The sweet shady side of
Pall-Mall,” would have carried it hollow. In courtesy to a friend, he
would select a green lane for a ramble, but left to himself, he took
the turnpike road as often as otherwise. “Scott,” says Cunningham, “was
a stout walker.” Lamb was a _porter_ one. He calculated Distances,
not by Long Measure, but by Ale and Beer Measure. “Now I have walked
a pint.” Many a time I have accompanied him in these matches against
Meux, not without sharing in the stake, and then, what cheerful and
profitable talk! For instance, he once delivered to me orally the
substance of the Essay on the Defect of Imagination in Modern Artists,
subsequently printed in the Athenæum. But besides the criticism, there
were snatches of old poems, golden lines and sentences culled from rare
books, and anecdotes of men of note. Marry, it was like going a ramble
with gentle Izaak Walton, minus the fishing.
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