The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
To make these excursions more delightful to one of my temperament,
Lamb never affected any spurious gravity. Neither did he ever act the
Grand _Senior_. He did not exact that common copy-book respect, which
some asinine persons would fair command on account of the mere length
of their years. As if, forsooth, what is bad in itself, could be the
better for keeping; as if intellects already _mothery_, got anything
but _grandmothery_ by lapse of time! In this particular, he was opposed
to Southey, or rather (for Southey has been opposed to himself) to his
Poem on the Holly Tree.
“So serious should my youth appear among
The thoughtless throng;
So would I seem among the young and gay
_More grave than they_.”
There was nothing of Sir Oracle about Lamb. On the contrary, at sight
of a solemn visage that “creamed and mantled like the standing pool,”
he was the first to pitch a mischievous stone to disturb the duck-weed.
“He was a boy-man,” as he truly said of Elia; “and his manners lagged
behind his years.” He liked to herd with people younger than himself.
Perhaps, in his fine generalizing way, he thought that, in relation
to Eternity, we are all contemporaries. However, without reckoning
birthdays, it was always “Hail fellow, well met;” and although he
was my elder by a quarter of a century, he never made me feel, in
our excursions, that I was “taking a walk with the schoolmaster.”
I remember, in one of our strolls, being called to account, very
pompously, by the proprietor of an Enfield Villa, who asserted that my
dog Dash, who never hunted anything in his dog-days, had chased the
sheep; whereupon, Elia taking the dog’s part, said very emphatically,
“Hunt _Lambs_, Sir? Why he has never hunted _me_!” But he was always
ready for fun, intellectual or practical--now helping to pelt D*****,
a modern Dennis, with puns; and then to persuade his sister, God bless
her! by a vox et preterea nihil, that she was as deaf as an adder.
In the same spirit, being requested by a young Schoolmaster to take
charge of his flock for a day, “during the unavoidable absence of the
Principal,” he willingly undertook the charge, but made no other use
of his brief authority than to give the boys a whole holiday.
As Elia supplied the place of the Pedagogue, so once I was substitute
for Lamb himself. A prose article in the Gem, was not from his hand,
though it bore his name. He had promised a contribution, but being
unwell, his sister suggested that I should write something for him, and
the result was the “Widow” in imitation of his manner. It will be seen
that the forgery was taken in good part.
“DEAR LAMB,--You are an impudent varlet, but I will keep
your secret. We dine at Ayrton’s on Thursday, and shall try to
find Sarah and her two spare beds for that night only. Miss M. and
her tragedy may be d---- d, so may _not_ you and your rib. Health
attend you.
Yours,
T. HOOD, Esq.
“_Enfield._
“Miss Bridget Hood sends love.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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