The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]Shakespeare, William
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The Works of William Shakespeare [Cambridge Edition] [Vol. 2 of 9]
Shakespeare, William
English drama
_D. Pedro._ Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new 5
gloss of your marriage, as to show a child his new coat and
forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold with Benedick
for his company; for, from the crown of his head to the
sole of his foot, he is all mirth: he hath twice or thrice cut
Cupid’s bow-string, and the little hangman dare not shoot at 10
him; he hath a heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is
the clapper, for what his heart thinks his tongue speaks.
_Bene._ Gallants, I am not as I have been.
_Leon._ So say I: methinks you are sadder.
_Claud._ I hope he be in love. 15
_D. Pedro._ Hang him, truant! there’s no true drop of
blood in him, to be truly touched with love: if he be sad,
he wants money.
_Bene._ I have the toothache.
_D. Pedro._ Draw it. 20
_Bene._ Hang it!
_Claud._ You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards.
_D. Pedro._ What! sigh for the toothache?
_Leon._ Where is but a humour or a worm.
_Bene._ Well, every one can master a grief but he that 25
has it.
_Claud._ Yet say I, he is in love.
_D. Pedro._ There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless
it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as, to
be a Dutchman to-day, a Frenchman to-morrow; or in the 30
shape of two countries at once, as, a German from the waist
downward, all slops, and a Spaniard from the hip upward,
no doublet. Unless he have a fancy to this foolery, as it
appears he hath, he is no fool for fancy, as you would have
it appear he is. 35
_Claud._ If he be not in love with some woman, there is
no believing old signs: a’ brushes his hat o’ mornings; what
should that bode?
_D. Pedro._ Hath any man seen him at the barber’s?
_Claud._ No, but the barber’s man hath been seen with 40
him; and the old ornament of his cheek hath already stuffed
tennis-balls.
_Leon._ Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the
loss of a beard.
_D. Pedro._ Nay, a’ rubs himself with civet: can you 45
smell him out by that?
_Claud._ That’s as much as to say, the sweet youth’s in love.
_D. Pedro._ The greatest note of it is his melancholy.
_Claud._ And when was he wont to wash his face?
_D. Pedro._ Yea, or to paint himself? for the which, I 50
hear what they say of him.
_Claud._ Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept
into a lute-string, and now governed by stops.
_D. Pedro._ Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him: conclude,
conclude he is in love. 55
_Claud._ Nay, but I know who loves him.
_D. Pedro._ That would I know too: I warrant, one that
knows him not.
_Claud._ Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of
all, dies for him. 60
_D. Pedro._ She shall be buried with her face upwards.
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