The Worst Joke in the WorldHolding, Elisabeth Sanxay
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The Worst Joke in the World
Holding, Elisabeth Sanxay
Families -- Fiction; Mothers-in-law -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
She decided to take her time about getting back. After leaving Emily,
she walked for a time through the streets of the brisk suburban town.
Then, seeing a clean little white-tiled restaurant, she went in there
and had her lunch. It was noon, and there were a good many other
business women there. Mrs. Champney tried to feel that she was one of
them now, but somehow she could not. Somehow the whole thing seemed
unreal, and even a little fantastic.
She mustn’t think that it was unreal or fantastic, or how could she
convince Robert? She tried to make it real by doing all sorts of
calculations based upon eighteen dollars a week. With that amount, and
with what was left of her income, she could manage to live by herself,
somewhere near Robert and Molly, where she could see them and the baby
often, and yet be independent. Once more she could be a fairy
godmother—with sadly clipped wings, to be sure, but still able to
bestow a little gift now and then.
She thought she would get something for Bobbetty now, and she bought
one of the nicest gray plush animals imaginable. The saleswoman said
it was a cat, but Mrs. Champney privately believed it to be a dog,
because of its drooping ears. Anyhow, it was a lovable animal, with a
frank and kindly expression and a most becoming leather collar. On the
train, going back, she regretfully took out its round yellow eyes, for
they were pins, and unless she forestalled him, Bobbetty would surely
do this.
Even then it was a lovable animal, and Bobbetty received it with warm
affection. He was sitting in his high chair in the kitchen, while
Molly cooked the dinner. He was almost austerely neat and clean after
his bath, and he was eating a bowl of Graham crackers and milk, with a
large bib tied under his chin. A model child—yet, in the sidelong
glance of his black eyes in the direction of the new bowwow, who was
not to be touched until supper was finished, Mrs. Champney saw a
thoughtful and alarming gleam. Bobbetty was not quite sure whether he
would continue being good, or whether it would be nicer suddenly and
violently to demand the bowwow.
Mrs. Champney helped him to choose the better course. She entertained
him while he ate, and then carried him off upstairs, with the bowwow,
and put him to bed. He became very garrulous then. He lay in his crib,
clasping the bowwow, and he told Mrs. Champney all sorts of
interesting things in such a polite, conversational tone that she felt
quite ashamed of herself for interrupting him and telling him to go to
sleep.
He was nice about it, however. He paid no attention to this rudeness,
but pleasantly went on talking. Even when she went out of the room and
closed the door behind her, she heard his bland little voice
continuing the story of a wild horsy who stampled on _six_ policemens.
Bobbetty was not yet three, but he had personality.
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