Neither of us looked at each other; but I could see his hand
deliberately making bread pills.
“That's a nice thing of yours,” I pursued, “that panel. The foreground
is a little clayey, perhaps, but the lagoon is excellent.”
“You ought to know,” said he.
“Yes,” returned I, “I'm rather a good judge of--that panel.”
There was a considerable pause.
“You know a man by the name of Bellairs, don't you?” he resumed.
“Ah!” cried I, “you have heard from Doctor Urquart?”
“This very morning,” he replied.
“Well, there is no hurry about Bellairs,” said I. “It's rather a long
story and rather a silly one. But I think we have a good deal to tell
each other, and perhaps we had better wait till we are more alone.”
“I think so,” said he. “Not that any of these fellows know English, but
we'll be more comfortable over at my place. Your health, Dodd.”
And we took wine together across the table.
Thus had this singular introduction passed unperceived in the midst of
more than thirty persons, art students, ladies in dressing-gowns and
covered with rice powder, six foot of Siron whisking dishes over our
head, and his noisy sons clattering in and out with fresh relays.
“One question more,” said I: “Did you recognise my voice?”
“Your voice?” he repeated. “How should I? I had never heard it--we have
never met.”
“And yet, we have been in conversation before now,” said I, “and I asked
you a question which you never answered, and which I have since had many
thousand better reasons for putting to myself.”
He turned suddenly white. “Good God!” he cried, “are you the man in the
telephone?”
I nodded.
“Well, well!” said he. “It would take a good deal of magnanimity to
forgive you that. What nights I have passed! That little whisper has
whistled in my ear ever since, like the wind in a keyhole. Who could it
be? What could it mean? I suppose I have had more real, solid misery
out of that ...” He paused, and looked troubled. “Though I had more to
bother me, or ought to have,” he added, and slowly emptied his glass.
“It seems we were born to drive each other crazy with conundrums,” said
I. “I have often thought my head would split.”
Carthew burst into his foolish laugh. “And yet neither you nor I had the
worst of the puzzle,” he cried. “There were others deeper in.”
“And who were they?” I asked.
“The underwriters,” said he.
“Why, to be sure!” cried I, “I never thought of that. What could they
make of it?”
“Nothing,” replied Carthew. “It couldn't be explained. They were a crowd
of small dealers at Lloyd's who took it up in syndicate; one of them has
a carriage now; and people say he is a deuce of a deep fellow, and has
the makings of a great financier. Another furnished a small villa on
the profits. But they're all hopelessly muddled; and when they meet each
other, they don't know where to look, like the Augurs.”
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