The Wrong WomanStewart, Charles D. (Charles David)
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The Wrong Woman
Stewart, Charles D. (Charles David)
Texas -- Fiction
This advice, coming from so white a priestess, and in words that lent
so musical and sweet a sanction, removed the last mote of conjecture
from the air. Mrs. Wright, as usual, was the first to take action.
Every set of women, probably, has its recognized clown, she who is just
too cute and killing. And those who do not like her say she is
tiresome and "silly." Mrs. Wright, in keeping with the character, went
through the gate with exaggerated show of dissolute abandon.
"Come on, girls," she said, breaking into the rockery. "I do hope I
'll get one with feldspar in it, or something nice and interesting."
Mrs. Norton, having been the one to make the suggestion, now followed
her own advice; Mrs. Dix, taking example from Mrs. Norton, came next;
thus the motion was carried. And pretty soon the caravan moved
forward, heavily laden with food for thought.
The next two houses in the line of march were those of Mrs. Jephson,
and Mrs. Osgood and her sister Hannah--she was quite usually spoken of
as Mrs. Osgood's sister; but the two latter had already gone.
"What do you think?" said Mrs. Jephson. "I just got word that Oliver
would n't be home to-night, and he is probably gone for several days.
And Captain Chase, too. The Captain had to go to San Antonio on
business, and Oliver went along."
"The Captain, too! Not a man left in the neighborhood!" said Mrs.
Harmon.
"Except Uncle Israel," added Mrs. Wright.
Uncle Israel was the Captain's aged darky.
A shortage of men was nothing new to the ladies of this community.
Rather, being a cattle-raising country, it was a thing to be expected
at any time in spring or fall; and when Claxton Road did enumerate its
full quota of husbands, fathers, and brothers, many of them were liable
to be absent from Chautauqua. Always with good excuse, however. One
would be getting ready for a trip to the ranch; another would have to
stay at home to instruct his foreman; another would have to sit up with
a costly bull that was going through the rigors of acclimation; and on
more than one occasion it was the very man who was being depended upon
to tell them all about civil war or civil government who would have to
be excused by his wife for some such reason, upon which there would be
a chatter of regret and the meeting would fall into a conference upon
matters in general. While the gentlemen would "expatiate and confer"
with one another as to what breeding would produce the most wrinkles on
a sheep's back (thus giving the greatest wool-bearing surface), the
ladies would devise new wrinkles to make use of it. And usually the
ones who produced the raw material would be entirely through with their
plans while yet the consumers were settling fine points with regard to
the finished product. In this matter of higher culture, the true bent
of masculine nature was likely to betray itself in absence. But the
present scarcity of man may be said to have been somewhat above the
average.
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