The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 1, April 1894
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The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 1, April 1894
English literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Great Britain -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
_Harold._ That's right; draw comparisons; say I'm a selfish brute.
You'll tell me next that I am tired of you, and----
_Lucy._ Harold! don't, don't--you--you hurt me! Of course I never
thought of such a--[_she rises_]--You are not, are you? I--I couldn't
bear it!
_Harold._ Of course I am not. Don't be so silly. [_He sits._]
_Lucy._ It was silly of me, I confess it. I know you better than that.
Why, it's rank high treason, I deserve to lose my head; and my only
excuse is that thinking such a thing proves I must have lost it already.
Will your majesty deign to pardon?
_Harold._ [_Testily._] Yes, yes, that's all right! There, look out,
you'll crumple my tie.
_Lucy._ I am so sorry! And now tell me all about your grand friends
and----
_Harold._ They are not grand to me. Simply because a person is rich or
has a title, I don't consider them any "grander" than I--by jove, no!
These people are useful to me, or else I shouldn't stand it. They
"patronise" me, put their hand on my shoulder and say, "My dear young
friend, we predict great things for you." The fools, as though a single
one of them was capable even of forming an opinion, much less of
prophesying. They make remarks about me before my face; they talk of,
and pet, me as though I were a poodle. I go through my tricks and they
applaud; and they lean over with an idiotic simper to the dear friend
next to them and say, "Isn't he clever?" as though they had taught me
themselves. Bah! They invite me to their houses, I dine with them once a
week; but if I were to tell them to-morrow that I wanted to marry one of
their daughters, they would kick me out of the room, and consider it a
greater insult than if the proposal had come from their own footman.
_Lucy._ But that doesn't matter, because you don't want to marry one of
them, do you? Was that Miss Mockton with you in the Park last Sunday?
_Harold._ How do you know I was in the Park at all?
_Lucy._ Because I saw you there.
_Harold._ You were spying, I suppose.
_Lucy._ Spying? I don't know what you mean. I went there for a walk
after church.
_Harold._ Alone?
_Lucy._ Of course not, I was with Mrs. Glover.
_Harold._ Your landlady?
_Lucy._ Why not?--Oh! you need not be afraid. I shouldn't have brought
disgrace upon you by obliging you to acknowledge me before your grand
friends. I took good care to keep in the background.
_Harold._ Do you mean to insinuate that I am a snob?
_Lucy._ Be a little kind.
_Harold._ Well, it is your own fault, you insinuate that----
_Lucy._ I was wrong. I apologise, but--but--[_begins to cry_].
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