The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 3, October, 1894
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The yellow book, an illustrated quarterly. Vol. 3, October, 1894
English literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Great Britain -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“Now, look here, Mr. Mayor,” said Jeanne severely, “you utterly fail to
grasp the situation in its true light. All these little details may be
interesting in themselves, and doubtless the press will take note of
them; but they are entirely beside the point. With the muddleheadedness
of your officials (which I have frequently remarked upon) I have
nothing whatever to do. All I know is, that this young gentleman has
been formally handed over to me for execution, with all the necessary
legal requirements; and executed he has got to be. When my duty has
been performed, you are at liberty to re-open the case if you like; and
any ‘little mistake’ that may have occurred through your stupidity you
can then rectify at your leisure. Meantime, you’ve no _locus standi_
here at all; in fact, you’ve no business whatever lumbering up my
scaffold. So shut up and clear out.”
“Now, Jeanne, do be reasonable,” implored the Mayor. “You women are so
precise. You never will make any allowance for the necessary margin of
error in things.”
“If I were to allow the necessary margin for all _your_ errors, Mayor,”
replied Jeanne, coolly, “the edition would have to be a large-paper
one, and even then the text would stand a poor chance. And now, if
you don’t allow me the necessary margin to swing my axe, there may be
another ‘little mistake’----”
But at this point a hubbub arose at the foot of the scaffold, and
Jeanne, leaning over, perceived sundry tall fellows, clad in the livery
of the Seigneur, engaged in dispersing the municipal guard by the
agency of well-directed kicks, applied with heartiness and anatomical
knowledge. A moment later, there strode on to the scaffold, clad in
black velvet, and adorned with his gold chain of office, the stately
old seneschal of the Château, evidently in a towering passion.
“Now, mark my words, you miserable little bladder-o’-lard,” he roared
at the Mayor (whose bald head certainly shone provokingly in the
morning sun), “see if I don’t take this out of your skin presently!”
And he passed on to where the youth was still kneeling, apparently
quite absorbed in the view.
“My lord,” he said, firmly though respectfully, “your hair-brained
folly really passes all bounds. Have you entirely lost your head?”
“Faith, nearly,” said the young man, rising and stretching himself. “Is
that you, old Thibault? Ow, what a crick I’ve got in my neck! But that
view of the valley was really delightful!”
“Did you come here simply to admire the view, my lord?” inquired
Thibault severely.
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