Jews -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
By and by his nurse came, and bore Master Lester away.
Mr. Blum sidled up, and taking Elias by the arm, remarked, “You was an
artist-painter, Mr. Bacharach. Come; I show you a work of art.”
He led his victim to the worsted-work enormity above the mantel-piece.
“Hey? What you think of dot?” he inquired, with a connoisseurish smile.
“I give dot to my daughter for a birthday present. Dot's immense, hey?
I had it mait to order. Dot coast me a heap of money. How much you think
dot coast?”
Elias had no idea. A great deal, he supposed.
“Vail, sir, dot coast me two hundred and fifty dollars, cash down. But
it's worth it. I don't consider no money wasted, dot's spent for a work
of art.”
Suddenly a look of intense vacancy spread over Mr. Blum's countenance;
which was as suddenly followed by one of liveliest interest. Bringing
his forefinger with a swoop down upon Elias's cravat-pin--a Roman coin,
set in a ring of gold--“Excuse me,” he demanded eagerly, “is dot a
genuine aintique?”
“I don't know, I'm sure. I dare say not,” Elias answered, smothering his
impulse to laugh.
“Where you bought it?”
Elias told him.
“What you pay for it?”
Elias told him.
“Oh, vail, dot must be an imitation. You couldn't get no genuine
aintique for a price like dot.”
Pretty soon a servant appeared, and announced that dinner was ready.
“Take partners,” Mr. Koch called out.
They went down to the dining-room, and distributed themselves about the
table in accordance with the instructions, verbal and gestural, issued
by Mrs. Koch. Elias sat between Miss Tillie and Mrs. Blum.
The men covered their heads with their handkerchiefs. There was
an instant of silence. Mr. Koch glanced over at the rabbi, nodding
significantly; whereupon, in his best voice, the rabbi intoned a grace.
The men joined in the amen, which they pronounced omen.
The dinner began with a cocktail, and wound up with a liqueur. There
were ten courses, and five kinds of wine. After the French, the Jews
are the best cooks in the world; and the present repast fully sustained
their reputation. The banqueters sat down at one o'clock. At a quarter
to five the gentlemen lit their cigars. It was not until six o'clock
that the table was finally deserted.
During the soup not a word was spoken. Everybody devoted himself
religiously to his spoon. At last, however, leaning back in his chair,
heaving a long-drawn sigh, and wiping the tears of enjoyment from his
eyes, Mr. Blum exclaimed fervently: “Ach! Dot was a splendid soup!” And
his spouse wagged her jolly old head approvingly at him, from across the
table, and gurgled: “Du lieber Gott!”
This was the signal for a general loosening of tongues. A very loud and
animated conversation at once broke forth from all directions. It was
carried on, for the most part, in something like English; but every now
and then it betrayed a tendency to lapse into German.
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