Jews -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Before long Mr. Koch came in. He wore alligator-skin slippers, and a
jacket of pongee silk. Between the fingers of his left hand, he carried
a half-smoked cigar. He was a short, thick-set, pale-complexioned man,
of forty, or thereabouts; inclined to baldness; with clear, light-gray
eyes, and a straw-colored mustache waxed in the style of the Second
Empire. He looked very clean, very alert, very good-tempered, and yet
as though he could become as hard and as sharp as flint, if occasion
demanded. He welcomed the rabbi with warm and deferential courtesy.
Then, turning to Elias, in hearty, jovial, hail-fellow-well-met manner:
“Well, Mr. Bacharach, how goes it? It's a dog's age since we've seen
you, and no mistake. Have a cigar?”
With one hand, he was subjecting Elias's arm to a vigorous pumping. With
the other, he offered him a tortoise-shell cigar-case.
“They're genuine,” he remarked. “I'll warrant them. Imported by my
brother-in-law for his private consumption. Cost you a quarter apiece
straight, if you bought them in New York. _Hoyo de Montereys_.”
Elias selected one. Mr. Koch produced a silver match-box, extracted
a wax match, scratched it, and held it while his guest got his cigar
alight.
“Now,” said he, flirting the match flame into extinction, “I'm going to
ask you gentlemen to step down stairs to the basement. You'll find the
whole family down there, engaged in an impressive ceremony. They're
bidding good-night to the baby, whom my wife is about to put to bed.”
In the basement, or dining-room (which, in the Koch establishment,
pursuant to a common Jewish habit, was made to serve also as a general
sitting-room), as many as seven or eight ladies and gentlemen, some
seated, some standing, were gathered around the extension-table,
upon which, in the approximate center of it, sprawled a fair, fat,
two-year-old baby. The spectators were all smiling benevolently at him,
addressing complimentary remarks to him, and exchanging complimentary
notes about him among themselves. All the gentlemen were smoking.
“Lester, was you a good boy?”
“Mein Gott! He kroes bigger every day.”
“Laistair, was you sleeby?”
“Tust look at that smile! Ain't it perfectly grand?”
“Laistair, haif you got a kiss for grainpa, before you go to bed?”
And so forth, and so forth: all of which Master Lester acknowledged with
a vague grin, and a gutteral goo-goo-goo.
But at the entrance of Mr. Koch, flanked by Elias and the rabbi, the
whole company deserted Lester, and making a rush forward, surrounded the
visitors. The rabbi, every body greeted with subdued respect, as was due
to his sacerdotal quality. But over Elias, they gushed.
Mrs. Koch, a thin, wiry little woman, with a prominent nose and a
pleasant manner, piped in her shrill treble: “Oh, Meester Bacharach! I
didn't naifer expaict to haif this honor. I ain't seen you in this
house for two--for three--years, already: dot time you called with your
mamma.”
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