Jews -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Mrs. Koch's mother, Mrs. Blum, a dumpy, rubicund old lady, with rather
a sly, rollicking air about her, held his hand, and swayed her head like
an inverted pendulum from side to side, and smiled incredulously, and
kept repeating, “Vail, vail, vail!”
Then came sprightly Mr. Blum, short, corpulent, and florid, like his
wife; with a glossy bald pate, a drooping white mustache, and white
mutton-chop whiskers, which left exposed a very red and shiny double
chin. “My kracious? Was dot Elias Bacharach? Du lieber Gott! How
you haif krown, since laist time you was here!” He held Elias off at
arm's-length, and scrutinized him carefully. “Excuse me,” he demanded
all at once; “where you get dot coat mait? Washington, come over here,
and look at Elias Bacharach's coat. Dem must be Chairman goots, hey?”
He plucked at the material of the unfortunate garment with his thumb
and forefinger, and stroked it with the palm of his hand. “Dot's a goot
coat,” he declared at last. “What you pay for it?” He lifted up one of
the skirts, and examined the lining. He was a veritable child of nature,
this Mr. Blum; and besides, he and his son-in-law constituted the
firm of Blum & Koch, manufacturers and jobbers of ready-made clothing,
Franklin Street, near Broadway.
Elias and the rabbi paid their respects to the baby; after which, Mrs.
Koch picked him up and carried him off.
“Mr. Bacharach,” said Mr. Koch, grasping him by the elbow, “don't
you know my brother-in-law, Mr. Sternberg?--Guggenheim & Sternberg,
wholesale tobacco. My sister, Mrs. Sternberg; my other sister, Mrs.
Morgenthau; my niece, Miss Tillie Morgenthau: Mr. Bacharach.”
To each of these persons, in turn, Elias made his obeisance.
Mrs. Morgenthau was in appearance a feminine duplicate of her brother;
short, thick-set, smart-looking, and with an air of having lots of _go_;
what is called a bouncing woman.
“Delighted to make your acquaintance,” she announced, in a loud, robust
voice, and with emphasis, as though she wanted it understood that she
wasn't fooling, but meant exactly what she said. She shook his hand,
giving it a virile grip.
Miss Tillie Morgenthau was a young lady of eighteen or twenty, taller
than her mother, exceedingly taper in the waist, and of an exceedingly
fresh complexion; decidedly a pretty girl, with plenty of waving black
hair, a pair of bright blue eyes, a shapely red mouth, and a generous
provision of tiny teeth, regular and of pearly whiteness.
“Oh, I suppose Mr. Bacharach don't remember me,” she said, pouting
playfully. She pronounced the personal pronoun _I_, like the
interjection _Ah_.
“Oh, on the contrary,” protested Elias, trying hard to remember whether
he had ever seen her before.
“Now, Ah'm perfectly sure you don't,” she insisted. “But All'll tell
you. It was at the Advance Club, winter before last. Mr. Greenleaf
introduced you to me--Charley Greenleaf. Do you belong to the Advance?”
No, Elias said; he was not a member of any club.
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