Boarding schools -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Medical students -- Fiction
Every morning they met at breakfast. The doctor believed in good food as
a basis for work, and his housekeeper, a small, shrewish woman of fifty,
was an excellent cook. At the breakfast table he would impart to Edwin
the more salacious paragraphs of the morning paper, which he always
opened at the page that contained the records of the divorce-court. He
took no notice of politics. “They can do what they like as long as they
don’t legislate about _us_.” And though Edwin felt sincerely that the
sooner his kind were legislated for, the better, he was thankful that his
employer was not a political bore or bigot.
After breakfast Dr. Harris always smoked a clay pipe in his carpet
slippers, a present from a patient who, for some unimaginable reason, had
been grateful. Then they would walk down to 563 Lower Sparkdale together
in the fresh morning air, and the combination of gentle exercise with
deeper breathing would impel the little man to make Edwin the confidant
of his ambitions.
“Twelve thousand pounds,” he would say, “that’s all I want. Twelve
thousand pounds. Five hundred a year. Then I shall find a quiet little
place in the country and have a rest. Keep bees and poultry: that’s what
I shall do, and smoke a pipe in the garden in the evening when the poor
devil that buys my practice is going down to the surgery to rake in the
shillings.”
In these moments he would reflect on the beginning of his career. “I
took a good degree, you know. You wouldn’t think it to look at me now,
would you? No . . . I had bad luck, and a bad wife, which is the worst
sort of luck. She lost me my practice, and so I grew sick of medicine.
I couldn’t be bothered with the social side of it. Money was what I
wanted: money and quiet. And so I took a dose of medicine: fifteen years
at a shilling a bottle, with advice thrown in, and then a quiet life.
That was all I wanted. And I’ve very nearly got it. Another year or two
will make me secure. Security . . . that’s what I wanted. Well, here we
are. . . .”
So the morning’s work began, and no morning, as far as Edwin could see,
was different from any other. He was thankful when the clock struck ten,
and Dr. Harris ruthlessly locked his surgery door. Then, fortunately, he
was obliged to take the next tram to the hospital; for if he had
lingered, as he was sometimes forced to do on Sundays, Dr. Harris would
have lit his pipe and proceeded to regale him with anecdotes of medical
experiences that always related to sex, on which he dwelt with a slow,
deliberate satisfaction, like a dog that nuzzles a piece of garbage.
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