So Allan told again the story of that wild Christmas eve when, as
track-walker, he had found a gang of wreckers tearing up the rails, and
how the pay-car had been saved, and the lives of those in it.
“Oh, it must have been terrible!” cried Mamie, who had been listening
with starting eyes, as though she had never before heard the story.
“Think of creeping up alone on that gang of men! Weren’t you awfully
frightened, Allan?”
“No,” answered Allan, smiling at her earnestness. “I didn’t have time to
get frightened, somehow. But,” he added, laughing, “I don’t mind
confessing, now, that two or three days later, as I lay in bed thinking
the whole thing over, I was scared nearly to death. It’s a fact,” he
went on, seeing their puzzled countenances. “I just turned kind of faint
thinking about it.”
“An’ no wonder,” said Reddy. “’Twas enough t’ make anybody turn faint. I
remember jest sich another case. You knowed Tom Spurling, Jack?” he
added, turning to Welsh.
“Yes,” nodded Jack.
“Well, then you’ll remember what a hot-headed feller he was—he had a
head o’ red hair, by the way, purty nigh as red as mine. Well, one
evenin’ he was hurryin’ acrost the yards t’ git his train—he was
conductor on the west-bound accommodation. He was carryin’ his cap an’
his dinner-bucket an’ his lantern an’ his little red tin dickey-box, an’
he was hittin’ it up lively, bein’ a minute or two late. It was a kind
o’ foggy night, an’ jest as he got to the platform, Bill Johnson’s yard
ingine come up behind an’ poked him in the legs with its footboard.
Well, everybody expected t’ see Tom ground up in about two winks, but
some way the ingine throwed him up on the platform, where he fell
sprawlin’. Bill stopped the ingine an’ got down t’ see if Tom was
hurted. Tom was settin’ up rubbin’ his head an’ glarin’ down at the
lunch his missus had fixed up fer him an’ which was now scattered all
over the platform and purty well mixed with cinders.
“‘Are ye hurted, Tom?’ asked Bill.
“‘Hurted!’ roared Tom. ‘No, o’ course not, ye blame fool! But look at
them victuals!’
“‘Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!’ says Bill. ‘Ye ain’t worryin’ about them are ye?’
“‘Yes, I am!’ yells Tom, jumpin’ to his feet. ‘Why don’t ye look where
ye’re goin’ with thet ole mud turtle o’ yourn? Fer jest about half a
cent—’
“But some o’ the fellers got ’em apart, an’ Tom climbed on his train a
minute later, still cussin’ Bill fer the loss o’ his lunch.
“Well, sir, he run his train down t’ Cinci all right, an’ next mornin’
started back with her, an’ they’d got as fer back as Midland City, when
one o’ the passengers come an’ told the brakeman that the conductor was
sick. An’ mighty sick he was, layin’ in a seat, white as a sheet,
lookin’ like his last hour had come.
“‘Fer Heaven’s sake, Tom,’ says the brakeman, ‘what’s the matter?’
“‘Oh, I was nearly kilt!’ groans Tom, hoarse as a frog.
“‘Kilt!’ says the brakeman. ‘Where? Shall I holler fer a doctor? Mebbe
they’s one on board.’
“‘No,’ says Tom. ‘I ain’t hurted.’
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