"I've seen you before, sir!"
"You have not," said the man.
"Don't tell me I lie, sir!" responded the Colonel, with sudden
ferocity. "You've addressed this committee on a previous day!"
"I've never--" began the man; but the Colonel broke in again:
"Sit down, sir! The dignity of the chair must be preserved! No man
shall speak to this committee twice. The committee stands adjourned."
And with that he stalked majestically out of the room, leaving the
committee and the delegation to gaze sheepishly into each other's
faces.[4]
[4] "American Ideals," p. 96.
There was in the Assembly a man whom Mr. Roosevelt calls "Brogan."
He looked like a serious elderly frog. I never heard him speak more
than once. It was before the Legislature was organized, or had
adopted any rules; and each day the only business was for the clerk
to call the roll. One day Brogan suddenly rose, and the following
dialogue occurred:
Brogan. Misther Clu-r-r-k!
The Clerk. The gentleman from New York.
Brogan. I rise to a point of ordher under the rules!
The Clerk. There are no rules.
Brogan. Thin I object to them.
The Clerk. There are no rules to object to.
Brogan. Oh! (nonplussed; but immediately recovering himself.) Thin I
move that they be amended until there ar-r-re![5]
[5] "Autobiography," p 99.
Roosevelt was three times elected to the Assembly. He took an interest
in laws to reform the Primaries and the Civil Service, and he demanded
that a certain corrupt judge be removed. This astonished the Assembly,
for the judge had powerful and rich friends. His own party advised the
twenty-three years old Assemblyman to sit down and shut his mouth. The
judge might be corrupt, as it was charged, but it was "wiser" to keep
still about it. Roosevelt, they said, was "rash" and "hot-headed" to
make trouble. And they refused to hear him.
But he got up next day, and the next, and the next after that, and
demanded that the dishonest judge be investigated. And on the eighth
day, his motion was carried by a vote of 104 to 6. The politicians saw
to it that the judge escaped, but it was shown that Roosevelt's charges
were true ones. And New York State found that she had an Assemblyman
with a back-bone.
Roosevelt carried some bills for the cause of better government through
the Assembly and they were signed by a courageous and honest Governor,
named Grover Cleveland. Thomas Nast, America's great cartoonist of
those days, drew a cartoon of the two men together. Cleveland was
forty-four and Roosevelt was twenty-three.
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