Theodore Watts-Dunton: Poet, Novelist, CriticDouglas, James
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Theodore Watts-Dunton: Poet, Novelist, Critic
Douglas, James
Authors, English -- 19th century -- Biography; Critics -- Great Britain -- Biography; Watts-Dunton, Theodore, 1832-1914
Although in all probability Cromwell never lived at Slepe Hall, but at
the Green End Farm at the other end of the town, there was a legend that,
before the Ironsides started on a famous expedition, Noll went back to
St. Ives and concealed his own plate, and the plate of all his rebel
friends, in Slepe Hall cellars. No treasure turned up, but what was
found was a collection of old bottles of wine which was at once
christened ‘Cromwell’s wine’ by the local humourist of the town, who was
also one of its most prosperous inhabitants, and who felt as much
interest as the boys in the exploration. The workmen, of course, at once
began knocking off the bottles’ necks and drinking the wine, and were
soon in what may be called a mellow condition; the humourist, being a
teetotaler, would not drink, but he insisted on the boys being allowed to
take away their share of it in order that they might say in after days
that they had drunk Oliver Cromwell’s wine and perhaps imbibed some of
the Cromwellian spirit and pluck. Consequently the young urchins carried
off a few bottles and sat down in a ring under a tree called ‘Oliver’s
Tree,’ and knocked off the tops of the bottles and began to drink. The
wine turned out to be extremely sweet, thick and sticky, and appears to
have been a wine for which Cowslip Land has always been famous—elder
wine. Abstemious by temperament and by rearing as Mr. Watts-Dunton was,
he could not resist the temptation to drink freely of Cromwell’s
elder-wine; so freely, in fact, that he has said, ‘I was never even
excited by drink except once, and that was when I came near to being
drunk on Oliver Cromwell’s elder-wine.’ The wine was probably about a
century old.
I should have stated that Mr. Watts-Dunton at the age of eleven or twelve
was sent to a school at Cambridge, where he remained for a longer time
than is usual. He received there and afterwards at home a somewhat
elaborate education, comprising the physical sciences, particularly
biology, and also art and music. As has been said in the notice of him
in ‘Poets and Poetry of the Century,’ he is one of the few contemporary
poets with a scientific knowledge of music. Owing to his father’s
passion for science, he was specially educated as a naturalist, and this
accounts for the innumerable allusions to natural science in his
writings, and for his many expressions of a passionate interest in the
lower animals.
Upon the subject of “the great human fallacy expressed in the phrase,
‘the dumb animals,’” Mr. Watts-Dunton has written much, and he has often
been eloquent about ‘those who have seen through the fallacy, such as St.
Francis of Assisi, Cowper, Burns, Coleridge, and Bisset, the wonderful
animal-trainer of Perth of the last century, who, if we are to believe
the accounts of him, taught a turtle in six months to fetch and carry
like a dog; and having chalked the floor and blackened its claws, could
direct it to trace out any given name in the company.’
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