Epistolary fiction; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories; Smugglers -- Fiction
“’ Theer’s a dainty sitovation. Theer’s Mr. Thomas Doane, outlaw and
smuggler, and theer’s Mr. Lancy Doane his brother, coast-guardsman. Now,
if them two should ‘appen to meet on Lincolnshire coast, Lord, theer’s
a sitovation for ye--Lord, theer’s a cud to chew! ‘Ere’s one gentleman
wants to try ‘is ‘and at ‘elpin’ Prince Charlie, and when ‘is Up doesn’t
amount to anythink, what does the King on ‘is throne say? He says, “As
for Thomas Doane, Esquire, aw’ve doone wi’ ‘im.” And theer’s another
gentleman, Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire. He turns pious, and says, “Aw’m
goin’ for a coast-guardsman.” What does the King on his throne say? ‘E
says, “Theer’s the man for me.”’”
But aw says, “Aw’ve doone, aw’ve doone wi’ Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire, and
be damned to ‘im!” He! he! Theer’s a fancy sitovation for ye. Mr. Thomas
Doane, Esquire, smuggler and outlaw, an’ Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire,
coast-guardsman. Aw’ve doone. Ho! ho! That gits into my crop.’
“I tell you these things, Cousin Fanny, because I’m doubtin’ if you ever
heard them, or knew exactly how things stood that night. I never was a
friend of Lancy Doane, you understand, but it’s only fair that the truth
be told about that quarrel, for like as not he wouldn’t speak himself,
and your father was moving in and out; and, I take my oath, I wouldn’t
believe Faddo and the others if they was to swear on the Bible. Not that
they didn’t know the truth when they saw it, but they did love just to
let their fancy run. I’m livin’ over all the things that happened that
night--livin’ them over to-day, when everything’s so quiet about me
here, so lonesome. I wanted to go over it all, bit by bit, and work it
out in my head, just as you and I used to do the puzzle games we played
in the sands. And maybe, when you’re a long way off from things you once
lived, you can see them and understand them better. Out here, where it’s
so lonely, and yet so good a place to live in, I seem to get the hang o’
the world better, and why some things are, and other things aren’t; and
I thought it would pull at my heart to sit down and write you a long
letter, goin’ over the whole business again; but it doesn’t. I suppose
I feel as a judge does when he goes over a lot of evidence, and sums it
all up for the jury. I don’t seem prejudiced one way or another. But I’m
not sure that I’ve got all the evidence to make me ken everything; and
that’s what made me bitter wild the last time that I saw you. Maybe you
hadn’t anything to tell me, and maybe you had, and maybe, if you ever
write to me out here, you’ll tell me if there’s anything I don’t know
about them days.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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