Thereby Hangs a Tale. Volume OneFenn, George Manville
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Thereby Hangs a Tale. Volume One
Fenn, George Manville
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Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
Volume 1, Chapter I.
A PEEP AT TOLCARNE.
"Ed--Ward!"
"Yes, mum."
A stiff, high-shouldered footman turned round as he reached the
breakfast-room door.
"Are you sure Sir Hampton has been called?"
"Yes, mum."
"And did Smith take up her ladyship's hot water?"
"Yes, mum."
"Are the young ladies coming down?"
"They went out for a walk nearly an hour ago, mum."
"Dear me! and such a damp morning, too! Did they take their
waterproofs?"
"Please, 'm, I didn't see them go."
"Look if they're hanging in the hall, Edward."
"Yes, mum."
Edward walked stiffly out, closed the door, "made a face" at it, and
returned at the end of a minute.
"Waterproofs hanging on the pegs, mum."
"Dear, dear, dear, dear! Then of course they put on their goloshes! Go
and see if they're in the lobby, Edward."
"Did see, mum," said Edward, who was wise in his generation, and had
learned the art of making his head save his heels--"goloshes is in the
lobby."
"Goloshes is in the plural, Edward, and should be _are_--mind that:
goloshes are."
"Yes, mum--galoshes are," said Edward; "and the letter-bag _are_ just
come into the kitchen. Shall I fetch it?"
"_Is_, Edward, _is_. Now do, pray, be careful. Nothing is more
annoying to visitors than to hear servants make grammatical mistakes."
"Yes, mum," said Edward.
"Is the heater very hot?"
"Yes, mum--white 'ot."
"White _what_, Edward?"
"'Ot, mum! white 'ot!"
Miss Matilda Rea, a rather compressed, squeezy lady of forty-five,
shuddered, and rearranged her black net mittens.
"Go and fetch the letter-bag, Ed-ward."
The footman made the best of his way out, and Miss Matilda inspected the
well-spread breakfast table through a large, square, gold-rimmed
eyeglass; walked to the sideboard, upon which were sundry cold meats;
and finished with a glance round the handsomely furnished room, ready to
be down upon a speck of dust. But the place was scrupulously well kept;
even the great bay window, looking out upon sloping green lawn, flower
beds, and clumps of evergreens, backed up by a wall of firs, was
perfectly clean. So Miss Matilda preened her feathers, frowned, and
waited the return of Edward with a locked wallet of leather, bearing the
Rea crest--a peacock with expanded tail, the motto "_Floreat
majestas_"--and, in large letters on the brass plate, the words, "Sir
Hampton Rea, Tolcarne."
"Place it beside Sir Hampton's chair, Edward," said Miss Matilda.
The wallet was duly deposited in the indicated place.
"Now bring in the urn, Edward."
"Please, 'm, Sir Hampton said it was to come in at nine punctually, and
it wants a quarter."
"Then go and be quite ready to fill it, Edward," said Miss Matilda, not
daring to interfere with the Mede-like laws of the master of the house.
And Edward departed to finish his own breakfast, and confide to the cook
his determination that if that old tabby was to be always worriting him
to death, he would give warning.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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