Thereby Hangs a Tale. Volume OneFenn, George Manville
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Thereby Hangs a Tale. Volume One
Fenn, George Manville
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"I am sorry for it," said Miss Matilda; "but I draw the line at
billiards. It is a detestable game, played on a green cloth which is
the flag of gambling, and--"
"If you will take my advice, Matty, you will hold your tongue," said Sir
Hampton. "My guests will like a game at billiards, and I'll be bound to
say, before we've had the table in the house a month, you'll be playing
a game yourself."
"Hampton!"
"Same as you do at whist."
"I oblige your guests, and make up your horrid rubbers."
"But I say, aunty, you do like winning, you know," chimed in Fin.
"Oh, my dear, I--"
"You pocketed fifteen shillings--I won't say `bob,' because it's
slangy," said Fin, laughing mischievously.
"I protest, I--"
"Er-rum!--I will not hear another word. We start for town to-morrow;
and, my dears, you asked me once for horses--you shall have them. Fin,
my child, don't strangle me! There, now, see how you've rumpled my
cravat!"
"Oh, thank you, daddy!"
"Now, if you say _daddy_ again, I'll alter my mind," said the old
gentleman, angrily.
"There, then, I won't," said Fin. "But I say, pa, we must have a
groom."
"Of course, my dear."
"And riding-habits."
"To be sure."
"And we can get them in town. Oh, Tiny, do say `Hooray' for once in
your life."
"Er-rum! It's my intention," said Sir Hampton, "to patronise the sports
of our country, and foster hunting, game-keeping, and the like. By the
way, that man Lloyd might do some commissions for me. Matty, you will
keep house till we return. My dears, we start to-morrow morning."
"Then all I've got to say," said Miss Matilda, sharply, "is this--"
"Yelp! yelp! yelp!"--a succession of wild shrieks from beneath the
antimacassar, out of one side of which lay a thin black tail, in very
close proximity to Fin's pretty little foot, and in an instant Aunt
Matty was down upon her knees, talking to and caressing the dog.
"Er-rum!" went Sir Hampton, slowly crossing the hall to his library,
followed by Lady Rea; and directly after Miss Matilda hurried away, with
her pet in her arms.
"Now, Fin, that was cruel. I saw you tread on Pip's tail," said Tiny.
"Doing evil that good might come," said Fin, defiantly. "Look here,
Tiny--pets were anciently offered up to save a row. If I hadn't made
him squeal, there would have been pa storming, Aunt Matty going into
hysterics, and ma worried to death; so that it was like the old nursery
rhyme--"
"I trod sharp on the little dog's tail;
The dog began to shriek and wail,
And poor Aunty Matty turned mighty pale:
It stopped papa from blowing a gale;
And that's the end of my little tale."
"Er-rum!" was heard from across the hall.
"There's daddy going to lecture me; and look here, Tiny, Edward will
come in directly to clear the cloth. Now, then, here's a penny; let's
toss. Heads or tails, who wins."
"Wins what?"
"Mr Richard Trevor, and Penreife. Now then, cry!"
"No," said Tiny, "I'll laugh instead."
And she kissed her sister on the cheek.
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