They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
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They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
“You ought not swear,” I remarked, gravely; and then, “I must
explain. I got pounded by that mob; I was knocked quite silly, and
this gentleman found me, and healed me in a wonderful way.”
“Oh!” said the critic, with genuine interest. “Mind cure, hey? What
line?”
I was about to reply, but Carpenter, it appeared, was able to take
care of himself. “The line of love,” he answered, gently.
“See here, Rosythe,” I broke in, “I can't stand on the street. I'm
beginning to feel seedy again. I think I'll have a taxi.”
“No,” said the critic. “Come with me. I'm on the way to pick up the
missus. Right around the corner--a fine place to rest.” And without
further ado he took me by the arm and led me along. He was a
good-hearted chap inside; his rowdyisms were just the weapons of his
profession. We went into an office building, and entered an
elevator. I did not know the building, or the offices we came to.
Rosythe pushed open a door, and I saw before me a spacious parlor,
with birds of paradise of the female sex lounging in upholstered
chairs. I was led to a vast plush sofa, and sank into it with a sigh
of relief.
The stranger stood beside me, and put his hand on my head once more.
It was truly a miracle, how the whirling and roaring ceased, and
peace came back to me; it must have shown in my face, for the moving
picture critic of the Western City “Times” stood watching me with a
quizzical smile playing over his face. I could read his thoughts, as
well as if he had uttered them: “Regular Svengali stuff, by God!”
VIII
I was so comfortable there, I did not care what happened. I closed
my eyes for a while; then I opened them and gazed lazily about the
place. I noted that all the birds of paradise were watching
Carpenter. With one accord their heads had turned, and their eyes
were riveted upon him. I found myself thinking. “This man will make
a hit with the ladies!” Like the swamis, with their soft brown
skins, and their large, dark, cow-like eyes!
There had been silence in the place. But suddenly we all heard a
moan; I felt Carpenter start, and his hand left my head. A dozen
doors gave into this big parlor--all of them closed. We perceived
that the sound came through the door nearest to us. “What is it?” I
asked, of Rosythe.
“God knows,” said he; “you never can tell, in this place of
torment.”
I was about to ask, “What sort of place is it?” But the moan came
again, louder, more long drawn out: “O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh!” It ended
in a sort of explosion, as if the maker of it had burst.
Carpenter turned, and took two steps towards the door; then he
stopped, hesitating. My eyes followed him, and then turned to the
critic, who was watching Carpenter, with a broad grin on his face.
Evidently Rosythe was going to have some fun, and get his revenge!
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