They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
General
They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
This talk occurred while we were strolling down our Broadway, in
Western City, one bright afternoon in the late fall of 1921. We
talked about the picture which Dr. Henner had recommended to me, and
which we were now going to see. It was called “The Cabinet of Dr.
Caligari,” and was a “futurist” production, a strange, weird freak
of the cinema art, supposed to be the nightmare of a madman. “Being
an American,” said Dr. Henner, “you will find yourself asking, 'What
good does such a picture do?' You will have the idea that every work
of art must serve some moral purpose.” After a pause, he added:
“This picture could not possibly have been produced in America. For
one thing, nearly all the characters are thin.” He said it with the
flicker of a smile--“One does not find American screen actors in
that condition. Do your people care enough about the life of art to
take a risk of starving for it?”
Now, as a matter of fact, we had at that time several millions of
people out of work in America, and many of them starving. There must
be some intellectuals among them, I suggested; and the critic
replied: “They must have starved for so long that they have got used
to it, and can enjoy it--or at any rate can enjoy turning it into
art. Is not that the final test of great art, that it has been
smelted in the fires of suffering? All the great spiritual movements
of humanity began in that way; take primitive Christianity, for
example. But you Americans have taken Christ, the carpenter--”
I laughed. It happened that at this moment we were passing St.
Bartholomew's Church, a great brown-stone structure standing at the
corner of the park. I waved my hand towards it. “In there,” I said,
“over the altar, you may see Christ, the carpenter, dressed up in
exquisite robes of white and amethyst, set up as a stained glass
window ornament. But if you'll stop and think, you'll realize it
wasn't we Americans who began that!”
“No,” said the other, returning my laugh, “but I think it was you
who finished him up as a symbol of elegance, a divinity of the
respectable inane.”
Thus chatting, we turned the corner, and came in sight of our goal,
the Excelsior Theatre. And there was the mob!
II
At first, when I saw the mass of people, I thought it was the usual
picture crowd. I said, with a smile, “Can it be that the American
people are not so dead to art after all?” But then I observed that
the crowd seemed to be swaying this way and that; also there seemed
to be a great many men in army uniforms. “Hello!” I exclaimed. “A
row?”
There was a clamor of shouting; the army men seemed to be pulling
and pushing the civilians. When we got nearer, I asked of a
bystander, “What's up?” The answer was: “They don't want 'em to go
in to see the picture.”
“Why not?”
“It's German. Hun propaganda!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account