They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
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They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
The arrival of Carpenter attracted no particular attention. The
troubles of these people were too recent for them to be aware of
anything else. All they wanted was some one to tell their troubles
to, and they quickly found that this stranger was available for the
purpose. He asked many questions, and before long had a crowd about
him--as if he were some sort of government commissioner, conducting
an investigation. It was an all day job, apparently; I hung round,
trying to keep myself inconspicuous.
Towards noon came a boy with newspapers, and I bought the early
edition of the “Evening Blare.” Yes, there it was--all the way
across the front page; not even a big fire at the harbor and an
earthquake in Japan had been able to displace it. As I had foreseen,
the reporter had played up the most sensational aspects of the
matter: Carpenter announced himself as a prophet only twenty-four
hours out of God's presence, and proved it by healing the lame and
the halt and the blind--and also by hypnotising everyone he spoke
to, from a wealthy young clubman to a mob of Jewish housewives.
Incidentally he denounced America as “Mobland,” and called it a
country governed by madmen.
I took the paper to him, thinking to teach him a little worldly
prudence. Said I: “You remember, I tried to keep out that stuff
about mobs--”
He took the sheet from my hands and looked at the headlines. I saw
his nostrils dilate, and his eyes flash. “Mobs? This paper is a mob!
It is the worst of your mobs!” And it fell to the floor, and he put
his foot on the flaring print.
Said he: “You talk about mobs--listen to this.” Then, to one of the
group about him: “Tell how they mobbed you!” The man thus addressed,
a little Russian tailor named Korwsky, narrated in his halting
English that he was the secretary of the tailors' union, and they
had a strike, and a few days ago their offices had been raided at
night, the door “jimmed” open and the desk rifled of all the papers
and records. Evidently it had been done by the bosses or their
agents, for nothing had been taken but papers which would be of use
against the strike. “Dey got our members' list,” said Korwsky. “Dey
send people to frighten 'em back to verk! Dey call loans, dey git
girls fired from stores if dey got jobs--dey hound 'em every way!”
The speaker went on to declare that no such job could have been
pulled off without the police knowing; yet they made no move to
arrest the criminals. His voice trembled with indignation; and
Carpenter turned to me.
“You have mobs that come at night, with dark lanterns and burglars'
tools!”
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