They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
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They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
It is a beautiful old service, as you may know, and I had been
taught to love it and thrill to it as a little child, and we never
forget those things. Peace and propriety are its keynotes; order and
dignity, combined with sensuous charm. Everyone knows his part, and
it moves along like a beautiful machine. I knelt and prayed, and
then sat and listened, and then stood and sang--over and over for
perhaps three-quarters of an hour. We came to the hymn which
precedes the sermon, and turning to the number, we obediently
proclaimed:
The Son of God goes forth to war A kingly crown to gain: His
blood-red banner streams afar: Who follows in His train?
During the singing of the last verse, the Reverend Lettuce-Spray had
moved silently into the pulpit. After the choir had sung “Amen,” he
raised his hands in invocation--and at that awesome moment I saw
Carpenter come striding up the aisle!
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He knew just where he was going, and walked so fast that before
anyone had time to realize what was happening, he was on the altar
steps, and facing the congregation. You could hear the gasp of
amazement; he was so absolutely identical with the painted figure
over his head, that if he had remained still, you could not have
told which was painting and which was flesh and blood. The rector in
the pulpit stood with his mouth open, staring as if seeing a ghost.
The prophet stretched out both his hands, and pointed two accusing
fingers at the congregation. His voice rang out, stern and
commanding: “Let this mockery cease!” Again he cried: “What do ye
with my Name?” And pointing over his head: “Ye crucify me in stained
glass!”
There came murmurs from the congregation, the first mutterings of a
storm. “Oh! Outrageous! Blasphemy!”
“Blasphemy?” cried Carpenter. “Is it not written that God dwelleth
not in temples made with hands? Ye have built a temple to Mammon,
and defile the name of my Father therein!”
The storm grew louder. “This is preposterous!” exclaimed my uncle
Timothy at my side. And the Reverend Lettuce-Spray managed to find
his voice. “Sir, whoever you are, leave this church!”
Carpenter turned upon him. “You give orders to me--you who have
brought back the moneychangers into my Father's temple?” And
suddenly he faced the congregation, crying in a voice of wrath:
“Algernon de Wiggs! Stand up!”
Strange as it may seem, the banker rose in his pew; whether under
the spell of Carpenter's majestic presence, or preparing to rush at
him and throw him out, I could not be sure. The great banker's face
was vivid scarlet.
And Carpenter pointed to another part of the congregation. “Peter
Dexter! Stand up!” The president of the Dexter Trust Company also
arose, trembling as if with palsy, mumbling something, one could not
tell whether protest or apology.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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